Not all are bad here
Most haikus just need more work
Need... motivation.

Elvis penis ghost
It has mutton chop sideburns
Hunk of burning love

Just grow the fuck up
Its like junior high school here
Immaturity

Evil penis ghost
It starts out small but grows big
Then it spits at you

Angle of dangle
Proportional to meat heat
You can’t argue that

Angling is fishing
I’ve got a pole. So do you.
And you have a worm

Fuck TikTok.
I'll say it again.
Fuck TikTok.

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.

I don't know "wokeness".
But I do know "Wookieness".
Just bang drunk Ewoks.

For math tutoring
I just need lots of money
or some LSD.

The drugs are for you.
Then you'll think that you learned math.
When you're just trippin'.

is df on here?
i want to have some advice
on fixing wokeness

How do I sign up
for math tutoring, Darth?
I need extra help

Schrodinger's dinger;
It is both erect and not.
First you must observe!

The amount of cats
is only approximate.
Schrodinger's grandma.

This Valentine’s Day
Get her what she really wants
Kittens! Kittens! Cats!

It's good to be home.
But it's better to be in
the local brothel.

Not all that funny.
Not boner inspiring.
Not worth watching it.

i had to share this
because it is just so good
trust me, you'll love it


https://youtu.be/BZlRt05RY9Y

Sylvester Stallone
Sweaty underwear. Skid marks.
Raw egg in tall glass

Chair Aerobics Class
Lift, lift, lift the left butt cheek
Fart! Fart! Feel the Burn!

New dance routine
First, remove all of your clothes
(release the fire ants)

Under the covers
you will find the dutch oven
It's your wake up call

Under the covers
doesn't matter how you look
we are all the same

Golden yellow leaves
spotted in middle winter
in Toronto

Pednecrozoophile.
Dead baby anilmal sex.
Stinky puppet show.

Pednecrozoophile.
Dead baby anilmal sex.
Stinky puppet show.

They forgot my fave
crunchy poop lovers dot org
asm dot org

Call it sleepy seeds
Sandman filling the sand bag
Wake up with a smile

Orgasm on her
when awake if you love her,
asleep if it's hate.

Dot ru, of course.
R U a honey old man?
Come visit Russia.

orgasm on loveawake.ru

Don't trust lesbians.
They all have daddy issues.
And they want revenge.

You can freeze to death.
I will take malaria
to that any day!

A lot of cocaine
in the midwest nowadays.
Oh, no, that's just snow.

Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.

An itch I can’t scratch
Feeling of euphoria
I do wish to catch

Please open your door
That baggy that contains it
Oh the sweet snow coke

Can you imagine
getting a ride on his back?
He looks so friendly

A word to the wise
The Loch Ness Monster is NOT
a cephalopod

But I must confess
My first thought was that I saw
the Loch Ness Monster

Your outboard motor
did certainly catch my eye
that day at the lake

I don't need to flash
at a nudist colony
with hot surfer chix.

How I picture you
Cool trench coat like Robert Stack
but flashing your dink

Quarantine Royale
Charles’ face, Camilla’s crumpet
Out comes marmalade

Rare roast beef curtains
Horseradish makes you horny
Sam the Butcher’s load

There once was a time
everyone tossed their urine
out of the window

Don't visit much now.
Too much excremental filth.
Give the site to Darth.

Bang that choco cup
into a whore's asshole with
a wooden paddle.

After which you may
suck out the peanut butter.
Post pics on Facebook.

If there's no wrong way
to eat a Reese's Peanut
Butter Cup, you're lame.

You have not tried to
use your immagination.
There's lots of wrong ways.

When you get married
Pee in your spouse's coffee
and watch them drink it

That wasn't a murder.
Suicide by Ex-Lax.
Unfortunate toilet.

It’s my first time here
I hope you like my poem
Did I do it right?

Police tape on door
Murder in the bathroom stall
Asshole blown apart