Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 61 Days and 78023 Haiku later...
who stole my dummy ?
ima not let you finish
such deep state of shock
Haiku # 68662 November 8, 2020 4:58 am ET
by ash
Isolation and
solitary confinement
availability here
Haiku # 68661 November 8, 2020 4:52 am ET
by I. Malone
And the goldfish was
a natural orange color,
not day-glo Cheetos.

CAS# 2783-94-0
C16H10N2Na2O7S2
Disodium 6-hydroxy-5-[(4-sulfophenyl)azo]-2-naphthalenesulfonate
Molar mass: 452.36 g/mol
MP: 300 degrees C
Haiku # 68660 November 8, 2020 2:36 am ET
by FD & C Yellow 6 Overdose of It isn't crack -- don't smoke it!!!
Reminds me of the
time my Mom flushed our dead gold-
fish down the toilet
Haiku # 68659 November 8, 2020 1:31 am ET
by X. Cept of The Goldfish wasn't an Asshole
Have you ever made
fulminated mercury?
Be sure to breathe deep.
Haiku # 68658 November 7, 2020 9:38 pm ET
by Mad as a Hatter
Repub Nazis be liKKKe:
Hump Trump's plump bumpy rump.
Nevermind the grump tooKKK a dump.
Couldn't reach around to wipe his rump.
That's why he's a grump.
We forgive him, praise Jesus!
Where's my AKKK-47?

"I have the best words."
"And I maKKKe the biggest turds."
"They smell liKKKe flowers."
Haiku # 68657 November 7, 2020 9:18 pm ET
by White Flower!
cry me a river
fulminating narcissist
it's time for your nap
Haiku # 68656 November 7, 2020 7:43 pm ET
by ash
one man's false prophet
when viewed through the right prism
is undeclared loss
Haiku # 68655 November 7, 2020 7:18 pm ET
by ash
Everything works out
What you lack in hand job skills
Offset by great head
Haiku # 68654 November 7, 2020 5:50 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Reporting Live
I hope Orange Man
Pulls out all the freaking stops
and does some damage.
Haiku # 68653 November 7, 2020 5:32 pm ET
by But maybe He Was Always Just an Egotistic Buffoon
Now, in retrospect
hatred levels for Trump were
inexplicable.
Haiku # 68652 November 7, 2020 5:28 pm ET
by Virtue-Signaling Idiots of the U.S.A.
Oooh I am so mad.
I'm thoroughly disgusted.
Dismalmocracy.
Haiku # 68651 November 7, 2020 5:24 pm ET
by Treachery on Every Side
We're all cum gobblers.
Just stop and think about it.
Scrambled, fried, or poached.

I like to take mine
over easy on wheat toast
with pepper and salt.

My grandma liked hers
scrambled with salmon mixed in.
It was pretty good.

Coffee's important.
Offsets the eggs' heaviness.
Gives one energy.
Haiku # 68650 November 7, 2020 3:23 pm ET
by And you need energy to go out and bang turkeys. of You nasty white trash Trump voter.
Happy Thanksgiving
to all you Turkey Fuckers
and Cum Gobblers
Haiku # 68649 November 7, 2020 12:02 pm ET
by Early Bird of Self Basting Outpost
cheats never prosper
although some seem to get rich
proverbs are fake news
Haiku # 68648 November 7, 2020 6:12 am ET
by ash
McDonald's BigMac.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Four energy drinks.

Three shots of vodka.
Ice cold out of the freezer.
Absinthe for dessert.

Two teenage hookers.
Marijuana and mushrooms.
Lastly the acid.
Haiku # 68647 November 7, 2020 3:41 am ET
by Emperor Trump of Wearing no clothes.
never ever lose
just get cheated by fake news
of alternate views
Haiku # 68646 November 7, 2020 2:49 am ET
by ash
"Who is my tailor?!?!"
You imply that I wear clothes.
A bold assumption.
Haiku # 68645 November 7, 2020 2:31 am ET
by Nudists rule! of Hairy stinky hippie chicks smoking pot.
The thing that pisses me off about Trump is that he never promised to legallize pussy-grabbing. If he'd have done that, I'd get behind him 100%.
Haiku # 68644 November 7, 2020 2:24 am ET
by Hunter Biden of Don't tell dad I said this.
I dun voted Trump.
He's shur gots a purdy mouth.
I grab pussy too.
Haiku # 68643 November 7, 2020 2:21 am ET
by Bufford T. Figpucker of No relation to Darth. But I am a distant uncle of Ash. And I sold vhs a slightly used possum.
Biden blasts blue bile
bombastically between
backward booger brains.
Haiku # 68642 November 7, 2020 2:18 am ET
by Emperor Trump of No Longer President
Biden blasts blue bile
bombastically between
backward booger brains.
Haiku # 68641 November 7, 2020 2:18 am ET
by Emperor Trump of No Longer President
trump can take a dump
purge that republican rump
all hands to the pump
Haiku # 68640 November 7, 2020 1:55 am ET
by ash
The Church...Tantalized
Marijuana Doggie Bag
Get high for decades
Haiku # 68639 November 6, 2020 8:57 pm ET
by Starkitten of Anywhere marijuana can be found
synth aesthesia
artistic affectation
asymmetric shirts

hearing the 80's
is like another planet
sent you their message
Haiku # 68638 November 6, 2020 8:25 pm ET
by ash
geriatricon
the cosplay of leadership
as the empire falls
Haiku # 68637 November 6, 2020 7:39 pm ET
by ash
What kind of a guy
throws up in the kitchen sink
and just leaves it there?
Haiku # 68636 November 6, 2020 4:17 am ET
by I. Wenttogetadrinkofwater of Exiting Kitchen
as the spotlight fades
once a glowing mandarin
now a dull orange
Haiku # 68635 November 6, 2020 3:17 am ET
by ash
When the geese fly by
I always stop in my tracks
What else can you do?
Haiku # 68634 November 6, 2020 2:25 am ET
by Starkitten of Out in the cold
Here comes the BIG CHEESE
An homage to the fromage
Fromunda your balls
Haiku # 68633 November 5, 2020 9:44 pm ET
by Dairy Alien of Cheddarsphere
Darth, you CHEESE-eater;
Refined bourgeois gentleman.
Who is your tailor?
Haiku # 68632 November 5, 2020 7:05 am ET
by Wicked Gentlemen's Retinue of Society Hill
Kinda personal
Have you ever banged a corpse?
You're going to Hell
Haiku # 68631 November 5, 2020 4:21 am ET
by Drunk of Barstool
The Fonz jumped a shark.
He never made love to one.
Teeth do not scare me.

My Vespa's beats his
Triumph Trophy TR5.
Chicks cream on Vespas.
Haiku # 68630 November 5, 2020 3:11 am ET
by Mortician Winkler banged a corpse. of Night Shift director's cut.
The Fonz checks his look
(Whines) "I'll never be as cool
as Darth Figpucker"
Haiku # 68629 November 5, 2020 2:54 am ET
by Arthur Fonzarelli of Arnold's
https://groups.google.com/d/topic/uk.politics.misc/LVdthl4-gS8

https://groups.google.com/d/topic/soc.culture.british/0Qgy9b4bW0s

https://groups.google.com/d/topic/soc.culture.australian/p3JlxZv1eb4

https://groups.google.com/d/topic/soc.culture.french/UI7KiO3VSzo

https://groups.google.com/d/topic/soc.culture.new-zealand/ftnvrv4xVWU

https://groups.google.com/d/topic/alt.home.repair/NRXTI7uxyH4

https://groups.google.com/d/topic/news.admin.net-abuse.usenet/ffDfbxcY0eE

https://groups.google.com/d/topic/soc.women/DMdEGExqVDc

https://groups.google.com/d/topic/news.admin.net-abuse.usenet/i4rJCYfkNWI
Haiku # 68628 November 5, 2020 1:01 am ET
by Michtel Robertson of USA
Maybe I can help
Is someone hoarding the cheese?
What planet u on?
Haiku # 68627 November 4, 2020 11:25 pm ET
by The Big Cheese of Moon
All I want is CHEESE!
REAL motherfucking dairy!
It's too much to ask?!?!
Haiku # 68626 November 4, 2020 10:46 pm ET
by Fond of Fondue -- it's fon to do.
i am not a bot,
really i am not a bot just
very annoying
Haiku # 68625 November 4, 2020 9:14 pm ET
by vhs of dvd knows me
who knew that all your
base would not belong to us
but end up with them
Haiku # 68624 November 4, 2020 9:13 pm ET
by vhs of war was beginning...
who knew that all your
base would not belong to us
but end up with them
Haiku # 68623 November 4, 2020 9:13 pm ET
by vhs of war was beginning...
ah who sold us out
chyna, russia or maybe
harvey weinstein, stat.
Haiku # 68622 November 4, 2020 9:01 pm ET
by vhs
Pheonix? Phonics
cannot help us at this point.
Count those votes, suckers...
Haiku # 68621 November 4, 2020 8:58 pm ET
by Who Sold the Ballot Machines ?
i am burned to the
ground in inhuman revolt
pheonix rising up
Haiku # 68620 November 4, 2020 8:53 pm ET
by VHS
not spoilt for choices
vote for either old white man
it's still america
Haiku # 68619 November 4, 2020 8:47 pm ET
by ash
does it take an huge
erection dysfunction or
election recount?
Haiku # 68618 November 4, 2020 8:45 pm ET
by Tommy VHSeau of Lisa you are tearing me apart!!!!
Trump or Biden? don't care
I will still smoke weed and hate
these old white fuckers
Haiku # 68617 November 3, 2020 10:23 pm ET
by Line of lines
Looks like the orange abomination could pull it off! Congrats to Russia for their hacking abilities.
Haiku # 68616 November 3, 2020 10:12 pm ET
by
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The fastest, most accurate
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Haiku # 68615 November 3, 2020 6:52 pm ET
by You heard it here first! of The Kremlin
That was funny, Darth
Haiku # 68614 November 3, 2020 6:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck the electoral college.
Fuck it in its ass.
Losers boofing Russian vodka.
That's what college kids do.
Emergency room alcohol poisoning.
It was external, not anal this time.
Covid disinfectant drunk.
Expelled! Please don't come back!
Haiku # 68613 November 3, 2020 5:23 pm ET
by Sigma Cum Laude of Cheeto University (she'd always cum loud).
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