Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 62 Days and 78024 Haiku later...
Darth himself is smeared
All over the floor and wall:
our haiku shithouse.
Haiku # 67772 August 1, 2020 4:49 pm ET
by Orality of Fecality of Reality
A bright flowing stream,
Quiet grove of blissful shade:
All this means nothing...
Haiku # 67771 August 1, 2020 4:45 pm ET
by Sources of Denial
The floor is lava
Dude, fecal incontinence
is the volcano
Haiku # 67770 August 1, 2020 2:37 pm ET
by Greg, Peter and Bobby of Brady Bunch residence
trust me, i've felt like
ending my existence cause
i didn't want to clean

the floor anymore.
Haiku # 67769 August 1, 2020 2:02 pm ET
by vhs
Viral hysteria . . .
Globalist agenda fail:
because of haiku.
Haiku # 67768 August 1, 2020 10:19 am ET
by George Soros' Mother-in-law of Gehenna
Just re-write the numbers.
That's how we will beat covid.
Trump's a great leader!
Haiku # 67767 July 31, 2020 6:35 pm ET
by dw
But I am not lost.
I'm right here in the fish bowl.
Care for some sushi?
Haiku # 67766 July 31, 2020 6:33 pm ET
by DW of Wasabi? Y or N? It's the latest cure for covid.
send me a dollar
in return you will receive
one haiku poem
Haiku # 67765 July 31, 2020 2:19 pm ET
by Saving Up of for weed
Ash and Whorrendous:
Two lost souls in a fishbowl...
Or haiku cesspool.
Haiku # 67764 July 31, 2020 12:13 pm ET
by Year after Year of Fink Ployd
i'm sick of covid
just like this lovely planet
is sick of humans
Haiku # 67763 July 31, 2020 8:42 am ET
by ash of terra
You got that right, bud
Dust is mostly your dead skin
You are such a flake
Haiku # 67762 July 31, 2020 3:20 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
Today, my skin goes
Becomes dust as I walk away
Bye bitch, see you never
Haiku # 67761 July 30, 2020 10:59 pm ET
by Line of lines
Major Figpucker
Applies two layers of goose grease
Prepares for lift off
Haiku # 67760 July 29, 2020 9:26 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of NASA Phillipines Outpost
Just tell me one thing
Can a man get a boner
Up in Outer Space?
Haiku # 67759 July 29, 2020 9:21 pm ET
by Moon Unit of Moon
We'll fund the Space Force
with zero-g porno flicks.
Starring Mexicans.
Haiku # 67758 July 29, 2020 9:20 pm ET
by Build a wall around THIS! of dw
Space shuttle orgies.
You know it had to happen.
Where's the video?!
Haiku # 67757 July 29, 2020 4:48 pm ET
by vhs' garden gnome
Third world Tang flavors.
Obligatory orange.
Fucking sucralose.
Haiku # 67756 July 29, 2020 4:46 pm ET
by I remember when it was orange flavor, sugar, and citric acid.... now I can't pronounce the ingredients. of Cancer! Give it to me now!
Astronaut poon Tang.
Fish pudding popsicle sticks.
Bill Cosby enjoys.
Haiku # 67755 July 29, 2020 4:43 pm ET
by Mmmmm mmmm good! of dw memories
Shit on the front lawn
Madly hunching and circling
Now youâ
Haiku # 67754 July 29, 2020 3:17 pm ET
by F. Lee Koehler of Screened in porch
Hot demon semen
Do astronauts still drink Tang?
Alien DNA load
Haiku # 67753 July 29, 2020 3:08 pm ET
by Flappy of Village of Flagellum
i'm not a robot.
no really, but if i were
i'd still click that box
Haiku # 67752 July 29, 2020 11:04 am ET
by scotch of there is no spoon; how will i stir my coffee?
dream sex with demons
and alien DNA?
she missed her calling
Haiku # 67751 July 29, 2020 11:01 am ET
by scotch of untied states of rapid descent
I like to eat food
Sometimes it is delicious
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 67750 July 28, 2020 11:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
John Boy Walton's shaft
Exploding Hindenburg style
(Bedroom light goes out)
Haiku # 67749 July 28, 2020 3:47 am ET
by John Boy Walton's Mole of Cheek
Oh my God! You people are so disgusting.
What the hell's a haiku?
This is stupid.
Haiku # 67748 July 27, 2020 5:59 pm ET
by Paris Hilton
Did the wood get warped
When Gepetto spent his load
On Pinnochio?
Haiku # 67747 July 27, 2020 5:28 pm ET
by Load Miser of Undisclosed
I like the Devil.
You know, the one from South Park.
The best character.
Haiku # 67746 July 27, 2020 5:07 pm ET
by dw
Does a dry cough mean
you hack up boogers, not phlegm?
Skunky cough boogers.

Oh wait, that's resin.
THC from a whore's lung.
Who wants to get high?

Snoop Dog's down for it.
How about you, vhs?
Relax! I'm joking!

Here's a beer for you.
Imported from Germany.
Pot's the Devil's work.
Haiku # 67745 July 27, 2020 5:05 pm ET
by dw
God hates all poets.
Especially bitter ones.
Go write a novel.
Haiku # 67744 July 27, 2020 4:57 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous
That was no bitch slap.
That was merely a tickle.
Kind of like Elmo.

Elmo's kind of hot.
I'd tickle the shit out of
that sexy muppet.

But then afterwards
he might need his fur steam cleaned.
Would he still love me?
Haiku # 67743 July 27, 2020 8:15 am ET
by DW of Covideo-19 yo with tramp stamp coughing viral pot smoke
Gasturbation Waltz
Steampunk Masquerade Gala
"Dancing" with myself
Haiku # 67742 July 27, 2020 5:25 am ET
by L.L. Goya Bean of Undisclosed
Write down this number
429-6666
Casino Taxi
Haiku # 67741 July 27, 2020 5:04 am ET
by Person on the go of Nova Scotia Meat Stealing Operation
Peanuts! Cracker Jacks!
Give Brett's anus forty whacks
Hemorrhoid Pinata
Haiku # 67740 July 27, 2020 4:51 am ET
by Royal Paine of In the ass
Peanuts! Cracker Jacks!
Give Brett's anus forty whacks
Hemorrhoid Pinata
Haiku # 67739 July 27, 2020 4:50 am ET
by Royal Paine of In the ass
What did I just see?
That's not your belly button
But it's an outsie
Haiku # 67738 July 27, 2020 4:45 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
What did I just see?
That's not your belly button
But it's an outsie
Haiku # 67737 July 27, 2020 4:45 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
What did I just see?
That's not your belly button
But it's an outsie
Haiku # 67736 July 27, 2020 4:45 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
Late July bitchslap
You had it coming to you
You. Darth Figpucker.
Haiku # 67735 July 27, 2020 2:33 am ET
by You know
How your ass does stink
When you rise up from your seat
At the bingo hall
Haiku # 67734 July 26, 2020 3:18 am ET
by Hold your corn of And your breath
I have a large cunt.
No, really, it's enormous.
See this pineapple?
Haiku # 67733 July 26, 2020 1:54 am ET
by now you don't
But it wasn't lost.
It was up in the bleachers
watching the whole game.

It speaks Portuguese.
And some Spanish and Chinese.
Sentient swollen veins.

It ate some popcorn,
two hotdogs and fresh peanuts.
Washed down with cold beer.

Excised hemorrhoid.
Devoid horrid hemorrhoid.
Enjoying its life.
Haiku # 67732 July 26, 2020 1:10 am ET
by 1st basement of vhs' outhouse of What a view from down here.
Eggs aren't ellipsoids.
You know; ova, egg, oval.
Stupid calc teacher.
Haiku # 67731 July 26, 2020 12:59 am ET
by Calculate the volume of your momma's fat ass.
Soup of chicken cream.
Makes all of the chickens scream.
Chicken asshole ream.
Haiku # 67730 July 26, 2020 12:56 am ET
by I'll have a side of toast and soft boiled hen cum, please. of And a small coffee and newspaper.
take a walk with me
down Memory Lane today
George Brett's lost hemorrhoid
Haiku # 67729 July 25, 2020 10:45 am ET
by 3rd Base of Starkitten's
Cream of chicken soup
Makes me come when checkens poop
Then my wiener droop
Haiku # 67728 July 25, 2020 1:52 am ET
by Tokey Smokey of Okie Dokie
I had a strange dream.
Bloody pus came out my nose.
I'd guess a kilo.

More was on the way.
And it actually felt good.
But then I woke up.

I have a head cold.
Maybe it's covid-19.
I don't really care.
Haiku # 67727 July 23, 2020 10:29 pm ET
by DW of Name for an Aussie bike gang: The Bastard Mates
I'm not a Christian.
They don't eat balot in hell.
Satan has some taste.
Haiku # 67726 July 23, 2020 10:22 pm ET
by Praise God for that! of DW
Trump's a snatch snatcher.
Greedy, arrogant, and rude.
My God! He's like me!
Haiku # 67725 July 23, 2020 9:39 am ET
by Grab that pussy! of DW -- Going to hell b/c I want to. Satan's not such a bad fellow once you get to know him. At least he's not Filipino!
Soap is a nice thing
Washes away all the grime
Clean as a whistle
Haiku # 67724 July 23, 2020 12:17 am ET
by Some whistles are actually quite dirty
Trump is so evil.
He is totally evil.
Because he's orange.
Haiku # 67723 July 22, 2020 11:48 pm ET
by Neurotic Leftists Virtue-Signaling and Projecting of Still going to HELL for rejecting God in Christ
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