Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 62 Days and 78025 Haiku later...
You people still here?
All seems kinda queer, ya hear?
Goodness shanâ
Haiku # 67596 June 2, 2020 10:09 am ET
by Lush
Please, just go on home
Rest ye oppressed until dawn
Deliverance yon
Haiku # 67595 June 2, 2020 10:07 am ET
by Lush
we got hopes and prayers
we got milk and cookies too
but no leadership
Haiku # 67594 June 2, 2020 9:23 am ET
by ash
Hail Amurica.
May the Lord bless thy riots
And thy shopping malls.
Haiku # 67593 June 2, 2020 6:30 am ET
by Getting Down with Dialectic Haiku of tha Streetz
god bless america
proud land of trumpelstiltskin
the deal making imp
Haiku # 67592 June 2, 2020 3:29 am ET
by ash
As the evil spreads
Know how often you empowered
It, repent, be well

I've seen dogs shit, then
Turn around and eat it up
Please don't be a dog
Haiku # 67591 June 1, 2020 11:32 pm ET
by some guy of some place
Be the change you wish
To see in the world: start by
Not being a prick
Haiku # 67590 June 1, 2020 11:14 pm ET
by Based Gandhi
Covfefe is just
coffee latte with covid.
Trump knew all along.

Read Revelations.
I'm sure it's in there somewhere.
If you squint your eyes.
Haiku # 67589 June 1, 2020 8:29 pm ET
by dw of Mustafar gathering Sith artifacts in preparation of the coming war of darkness.
The white ring wising;
Rightly-bred and brightly read.
Turn off your blacklight.
Haiku # 67588 June 1, 2020 8:00 am ET
by Reading Lamp of Leading Ramp
in rising blackness
your white shows through the orange
tomorrow you dye
Haiku # 67587 June 1, 2020 7:26 am ET
by ash
I agree with you.
You project your neurosis.
You hate Trump. So what.
Haiku # 67586 May 31, 2020 3:21 pm ET
by Donald Keeps You Up at Night
I agree with you
Trump is the cause of these times
Vote his weak ass out
Haiku # 67585 May 31, 2020 11:22 am ET
by Voter fraud is a myth
Bad cop kills black man.
This is social injustice.
So go burn and loot!
Haiku # 67584 May 31, 2020 10:40 am ET
by Cognitive Dissonance of Criminal Mob
I agree with you.
Trump is the man for our times.
I will vote for him.
Haiku # 67583 May 30, 2020 11:07 pm ET
by Trump Derangement Relief
I feel like ash turned
into me and I hope i don't
turn into ash here

pokemon go..
Haiku # 67582 May 30, 2020 12:38 pm ET
by vhs
the planet doesn't care
what a mad president thinks
and neither do i

although we all know it's covfefe
Haiku # 67581 May 30, 2020 9:23 am ET
by ash
no-one is twitter
than the twit in the top job
if you believe that
Haiku # 67580 May 30, 2020 9:17 am ET
by ash
Do not worry, Darth.
God says the Restoration
Of All Things shall come.
Haiku # 67579 May 29, 2020 10:47 pm ET
by Surf Support of Whorrendous
I long for simpler days when we were discussing farts and poop and not viruses and race riots.

The US will be torn apart from within it seems. The evil is taking over.

Fucking hell. I feel like I am without a home.

I don't even call the place I stay now "home"... I just call it "the house".

I should have listened to the ocean and never left my Real Home. Surfing, good food, good people, freedom, parties... Dear God... take me back there. My and my kids. Christ almighty, there's a tear in my eye.

I truly hope everyone here is doing well under the horrible curcumstances lately. Even Iamback... I know vhs is doing well b/c he just loves to complain. LOL... joking!

Have a shot of something strong. We can clink our psychic shot glasses raised in defiance of this horrible situation.
Haiku # 67578 May 29, 2020 9:56 pm ET
by Darth... not feeling so "darthy" at the moment. of A place I would rather not be!
I have decided
to remain undecided
so I'm derided.

We made love in an apple orchard.
I came in cider.
Haiku # 67577 May 29, 2020 8:32 pm ET
by dw
I have decided
the issues of the tissues
is to collect snot.
Haiku # 67576 May 29, 2020 8:30 pm ET
by dw
I have decided
The issues of black people
Do not concern me.
Haiku # 67575 May 28, 2020 5:20 pm ET
by Racially Irrelevant, of course
i began a song
about one black man's murder
but i can't keep up
Haiku # 67574 May 28, 2020 1:11 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
the exact moment
when twitter starts fact-checking
he says "shut it down"
Haiku # 67573 May 28, 2020 1:10 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
I came here to poop.
But others beat me to it.
Waves of shit poems.

As they say at the gay bar,
The early turd catches the sperm.
Haiku # 67572 May 27, 2020 7:02 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous... damn almost typed df of The fartist formerly known as Darth Figpucker
my left foot is gay
please accept him he be shy
if you don't i'll cry
Haiku # 67571 May 27, 2020 9:29 am ET
by gayfoot2207
One hundred thousand
This must be Joe Biden's fault
How do we spin this?
Haiku # 67570 May 26, 2020 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thank you Carona
The fear made me quit smoking
So it ain't all bad
Haiku # 67569 May 26, 2020 6:12 pm ET
by Smokey Joe
In the pale moonlight
old pine leans over water
and it's all Trump's fault
Haiku # 67568 May 26, 2020 4:07 pm ET
by Pining Away
i've fallen for you
but next to you i'm nothing
i'm just a close friend
Haiku # 67567 May 26, 2020 3:21 pm ET
by stereotypical one sided love story maker of big sad
balls of burning furyf, ash and nippress in a hurry(get it?, that rhymes but not to be confused with that one country chic with the same last name) oh how gayness of their boootyliciousess. ash weeping gently in a corner on a red stoll whilst nipess quotes justin bieber lyrics as he masticates.
Haiku # 67566 May 26, 2020 3:17 pm ET
by iamback of guess
Nippress and Ash in a gay StarWars themed wedding, many, many years ago. Officiating were JanAss The Hutt and they had several Jawa babies they adopted since the gays can't actually procreat.
Haiku # 67565 May 26, 2020 3:12 pm ET
by iamback of guess
Open the churches
Let the dumb bunnies get sick
Meet God in person
Haiku # 67564 May 26, 2020 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you are not white
Then you are not African.
(Whites are African)
Haiku # 67563 May 26, 2020 6:01 am ET
by Mzumfupi Jorgensen of Genetic Studies Division
If you don't vote Joe!
You are not African man!
Don't you forget it!
Haiku # 67562 May 26, 2020 2:58 am ET
by Gus Hall of 1976
the dutch language does
not exist at all it is all
made up gibberish
Haiku # 67561 May 25, 2020 9:51 pm ET
by pakunoda of neverland
Sploigden vernufda
Plugredge kerdenden murften
Obloigo moint skren
Haiku # 67560 May 25, 2020 9:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hiatus x hiatus
togashi's back much hurteth
i cry many tears
Haiku # 67559 May 25, 2020 5:54 pm ET
by leorio of yorknew city
my ankles are nice
you don't have a neck at all
this is sad i cry
Haiku # 67558 May 25, 2020 5:48 pm ET
by barack obama
my anus clenches
ah shirikodama
stupid ass kappa
Haiku # 67557 May 25, 2020 1:20 pm ET
by he got his shirikodama pulled out and... of yes
i taste like raw meat
of the humanoid variety
i did bite myself
Haiku # 67556 May 25, 2020 1:18 pm ET
by i think i'm a robot of purgatory probably
my hand is sweaty
my knees are soggy spaghetti
and my ass, well no?
Haiku # 67555 May 25, 2020 1:08 pm ET
by goodanalhygeine of Somewhere in America
Get used to it son
Joe Biden as president
Will be so crazy
Haiku # 67554 May 24, 2020 6:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You lying dog face
You ain't black if you vote Trump
Joe Biden racist
Haiku # 67553 May 24, 2020 4:42 pm ET
by SacScratcher of The Milky Way Galaxy
Incidentally, last week, an inquiry committee constituted by Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan to examine the losses in the Power sector, discovered corruption worth 100 billion Pakistani rupees by the Chinese private power producers. This has led to the bloating of Pakistans debt, the inquiry committee report said.
Haiku # 67552 May 24, 2020 3:50 pm ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Incidentally, last week, an inquiry committee constituted by Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan to examine the losses in the Power sector, discovered corruption worth 100 billion Pakistani rupees by the Chinese private power producers. This has led to the bloating of Pakistanâ
Haiku # 67551 May 24, 2020 3:50 pm ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Sorry you feel mad.
Your disorder has a name:
'Cut and Paste Tantrum'
Haiku # 67550 May 23, 2020 11:24 am ET
by Put and Caste of Untouchable
ZIP code 40475 is located in eastern Kentucky and covers a large land area compared to other ZIP codes in the United States. It also has a slightly less than average population density.
Haiku # 67548 May 23, 2020 12:12 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Levofloxacin is used to treat infections of the sinuses, skin, lungs, ears, airways, bones, and joints caused by susceptible bacteria. Levofloxacin is frequently used to treat urinary infections, including those resistant to other antibiotics, as well as prostatitis (infection of the prostate).
Haiku # 67547 May 23, 2020 12:08 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Mortgage-bond purchases outpaced the Feds buying of U.S. government paper. Holdings of agency mortgage-backed securities rose by $79 billion to $1.86 trillion, while holdings of Treasurys increased by a more modest $32 billion to $4.09 trillion.
Haiku # 67546 May 23, 2020 12:03 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
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