Trump shadow boxing
Looking at you, Mike Bloomberg
Kick your fucking ass

Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
So they got married

Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
But they got divorced

chaos vs order
or order vs chaos, so
easy to ger those two

things disorganized

Light in the darkness
All is violence, all is peace
Existence is odd

i chewed tobacco a
long time ago and wonder
how much in total?

STOP: Haiku alert!
You got to watch this Gong Show.
(the hillbilly dude)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9gmBQPQ4ns&feature=emb_title

I got a idea:
How bout write us some haiku
on any old theme...

Frigging politics
Just minding my own business
I am innocent

I'm trying to help
myself by exercizing
i might die but i

had a heart attack
so i have an urge to fight
and beat this damn thing

since i want to live
and not die, i don't need your
help living either

so AOC...fuck off

if i want to die
I'll just blow my own brains out
i don't need your help

We will furry you
All of us: soft and fluffy
Prepare to cuddle

We will bury you.
All of you: soft and useless.
Prepare for your death.

That's all a big lie!
The phone bill was enormous!
Phone sex was bad too.

Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!

Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!

Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!

Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!

I'm just in a tee
at 46 sitting and
typing words on here

Hello Poetry
Eliot York loves Haiku
Goodbye Poetry

My daughter mistook
tenticles for testicles
and we had a laugh.

Hentai? Tie a hen?
My, you people are so weird.
Y'all need to get saved!

the temptation is
to just sit back and let life
fly by, not get in

as i get older
day by day symptoms get in
the way basic, life

next time i want just
a fun goofy haiku there's
hentai jokes again

Have you ever tried
masturbating with sea slugs?
They'll sting your penis.

But it's not too bad.
Mother Nature's enlargement.
Shoot out sticky strings.

Christ I can't stand it
Democrat dumb fucks
Useless Bastardos!

All of them Commies
Disgusting destroyer con's
Worse than damn Nazis!

the man is bacon
i fear we must stick to produce
and burger burger

Fingers trained for war
Now plucking strings for music
Either way useful

Darth, that is a pig!
That is not a "Hot Woman".
Please cease and desist.

Found a new woman.
Holy God she is sexy!
I mean super hot!

we shall see today
what roils out, when the state
vs people, dies down

it will happen over and over

VÃ¥pnene: fine
Uheldigvis mennesker:
Ofte problemet

Virginia gun-fest:
Patriots versus Commies . . .
this does not look good.

most likely i will
just fall asleep and wish
rebel wilson the

best luck losing weight

I love you
You love me
No more private property

Cancel MY culture . . .
It will yet rise in triumph
while you bitch and moan.

i remember when
this sort of website was the
norm, it's indie, so

did we notice the
fools in cancel culture
or laugh at them all?

when we get an age
when the gut is more feeling
existential, threat

i have a gut and
i had a gut feeling it's
a bulgy, battle.

Dear Paw don't be sad.
May the Lord forgive my sins.
I done hung myself.

Socialist ranter:
Spittle flies as he sputters;
That's Bernie Sanders

we are gun nuts if
we want to protect our rights
from real nutcases

Statler and Waldorf
Sucking each other's small cocks
That's you. That is you

Come here, idiots.
Haiku is the place for you:
Wind in bamboo grove

vhs swoops in
wearing leather jacket, shades
"silent running" plays

Yang is zombie food
But 20 minutes later
They're hungry again

Sí, buenos dias
Me llamo Cory Booker
Hasta la vista

Pete Buttigiegieg
He's gay... also he's gay
Vote Homosexual

Warren's spirit quest
"I'm gonna get me - some more
Peyote buttons"