My Haiku, your face:
rearranging, leaves no trace
here in cyberspace
by Satori of Fist
It's necessary.
Bad haiku's necessary.
Says so to the left.
by Left of Box above Name
Scatological
Maneuverability;
Spring rains bring mudslides.
by X-Lax of The bowl
To Child of Divorce:
The boat will rock in the storm,
Maybe kill yourself?
by Doc Kevorkian of Seatle
Tyrannosaurus
Had feathers bright and lovely
Eat my ass Spielberg
by Angry Paleontologist of University of Utah
Ceasefire starts peacetime
The air is still and silent
The car ride is long
by Child of Divorce of Splitsville
Impeach Trump Libtard's
Don't worry about doing- work!
Four more years baby!
by Richard Jewell of Down south
PETA hates my guts
Have sex in blood soaked fur coats
Blessed be the mink
by Willie's Wool Condoms of Hunstville
TRUMP twenty-twenty !
Sorry, neurotic bitches . . .
He's in for four more
by SImple Demographics of Nation
Tits would tutor us;
Though they'd rather neuter us
with their uterus
by Follies of Feminanity
Inebriated
Anesthesiologist;
Assassination
by Oopsie Omar of St. Thomas' Emergency Center
Grandiloquent, a
big ass word that means you should
shut the fuck up more.
by Nymphy Huang of No
Trumps a criminal
Republicans freaking out
Because they know it
by LMAO
"How dare you say that"
Say millions of skulls in graves.
"Communism's GREAT!"
by Massive Murder of of Corrupt State
Fat head-John Brennan
Voted for Commie- Gus Hall
In year 76'
While the Khmer Rouge
Murdered four million people,
-Innocent people
Bad actor Brennan
Is still a Communist tool-
Red rat fink bastard
by Tony Poe of White Rose Bar
The new CIA
"Communists In Action"- big change.
From the good old days
by Tony Poe of White Rose Bar
The original,
Wong Lofan, a old hermit-
Writes the worst haiku.
You cannot defeat
Have to suffer- to write poems
Of the worst kind here
Life experience-
School of hard knocks and defeats
That sharpen your wit.
Make it possible
To write very bad Haiku
And point out the truth.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The original,
Wong Lofan, a old hermit-
Writes the worst haiku.
You cannot defeat
Have to suffer- to write poems
Of the worst kind here
Life experience-
School of hard knocks and defeats
That sharpen your wit.
Make it possible
To write the very bad Haiku
And point out the truth.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
They ask who is Wong?
Vhs is Wong they say
But not how is Wong
by Line of lines
They ask â
by Line of lines
Although you think so,
There's a stylistic difference.
Wong's not VHS.
by Discerner of Haiku
Hey there mister Wong
We know you are VHS
Fooling nobody
by Anonymous Poet
I am a communist.
Now give me all of your shit.
No, just the good shit.
by Anonymous Poet
When Trump rapes playing
Beethoven's Ninth Symphony:
A Clockwork Orange.
by Anonymous Poet
I pity the youngsters
who will live in Democrat
Workers paradise.
Yes in the future
They will gain socialist rule
no way to stop them
To many idiots
Want free stuff, dope and money
News for you comrades
Nothing is for free
And you will live in shit world
And cry to get out.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Biden the bagman
Will leave in about six hours
The checks in the mail.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Impeach Trump? sure fools-
Stupid fooking Democrats,
You will lose agin
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
It seems nobody cares
I know I sure as he'll don't
Sit back....watch it burn
by If this place is so boring, why do you keep coming back?
Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruit hope so . . .
Will the mango? NO.
by Correctors of Hesperides
Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruits, hope.
Will the mango? No.
by Apples of Hesperides
The Angry Orange
Sunkist in the spray tan booth
Defective Produce
by Greengrocer of Earth
Impeach my Haiku.
Go get your fake witnesses.
Just try it, suckers.
by Kangaroo Kourt of Haiku
I took my Osama Bin Laden Halloween mask into the happy ending massage parlor and I ask the girl to wear it and make goat noises while she gives me a massage and I'll pay her and extra 1000 pesos. She agreed. I got a full body massage and jack off from a massage girl pretending to be Osama Bin Laden pretending to be a goat.
So, I guess you're right.
by Anonymous Poet
Mindless monsters may
mitigate masturbation
mysteriously.
by Anonymous Poet
Your wife never said
Any part of your body
Was..ahem..too big
by Au contraire of Behind binoculars
My toes are too big
My wife says it's the shoes
She's wrong. It's frostbite
by Skeleton Man of The Boneyard
Jeff Goldblum is daddy
I wish he would adopt me
Best Father's Day ever!
by SilverFoxFiend of My Heart
Vomit passed my lips
Lava from a volcano
Tequila takedown
by Dandrianabooflesnarf of The Deepest Pit of Hell
Cindy's snack was served
Beans on toast with maggot sauce
Crazy delicious!
by Dandrianabooflesnarf of The Deepest Pit in Hellkdown
Your Alopecia
Makes you smooth with the ladies
Quite literally
by Hairless Hairy of Bushville, TX
If I was not white
I wouldn't need to start a
White student union.
by February is the month of White Awareness
I rise at cock's crow
Then I do everything wrong
Thank you for your time
by Nobody of Nowhere
I rise for the flag
The pledge we hold so dearly
All hail communism
by Line of lines
In a room of farts
They found his motionless corpse
Mortician Wanted
by Drunk of Barstool
Gas continues to move through your body after you die. Morticians commonly report situations where they are caught off guard by a big fart in a room full of only dead people.Mar 31, 2016
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
My pussy's so big
I feed her two times a day.
And that makes her purr.
by Fulfillment of Feline Felicity
Longpig solution
When your rent is overdue
Just make landlord stew
by E. Viction of Porch glider
Her pussy's so big
How big is it you may ask
I fell in the bitch
by Never to be seen again
Finally got paid
For my awesome bad haiku
It was all darthcoin
by How do I spend this shit???
smelly teenager
it's like keeping a pet mouse
full of attitude
by ash
