Callous on my hand
Big callous on my phallus
Now, guess my hobby
by Whalen O'Quail of Hard to say where
i can't let you mess
up an awful poet site
without my help, g.
it may be the only writing
i actually do in my lifetime
by vhs
I don t take pictures
Nay! My fart is my selfie
Want the hard copy?
by Con flatuations of Fart Hall of Fame
Rewind, VHS!
Careful not to unravel
Poetry is fun
by Poet of Under old willow
i kept my peace for
a while here, but here i am
again, dog vomits.
by vhs of world hell
The lumberjack belched
Got down on one bended knee
And ripped some rank farts
by Trudging along of Pancake Resraurant
Work bitch work bitch work
Work bitch work bitch work bitch work
Work bitch work bitch work
by Bitch of Work
Hamburger meat farts
Sweet candy butt nougatine
Messy red poophole
by Walkin Funny
Addams family Thing
He always finds that sweet spot
Doo dee dee doo snap snap
by Satisfied tv viewer of Climax
Hit to the Chiclets
Hockey Night in Canada
Don Cherry s brown smile
by Cherry Pucker of Rink of Stink
Pick up hockey game
Flood and freeze the mens latrine
Missile shaped brown puck
by Canadian of Canada
I just sprayed my hole
Rising from the toilet bowl
Clean ass is the goal
by Not your type of If you wjpe
Dirty fingernails
I wonder how they got Brown?
Ask my big hemorrhoids
by Walkin Funny of Under old willow
My asshole itches
My asshole itches and burns
My asshole itches
by Asshole of A little behind
Feast your eyes on this
The buffet spread before you
Between hairy legs
by Sasquatch of Nunya
Fingernail clippings
Dandruff, pepperoni scabs
Large Longpig pizza
by Sausage dink of Blazing fire with huge cooking pot
Do mosquitoes know
when you play video games?
I think that they do.
by Filthy little fuckers should die!
Late night watching porn?
Someone's willie is lonely.
And it isn't mine.
by df
I have no penis.
I'm a bull dyke pretending
to be an old perv.
by Darth Figplucker. of Ha! Fooled you! Get ready for my strap-on! Lube up, bitch.
Darth s lonely penis
Called the suicide hotline
It was a short call
by Cumsquatch of Drive thru
Farts! Fucking auto correct.
by Anonymous Poet
Oh my God you should see this fat chick that just walked into this health food joint. What a bad joke. Bitch needs three months starvation.
by If her cunt darts, we're all done for.
I rather like figs.
Ripe and mushy off the vine.
I've only pLucked them.
The L is silent.
Just how would one puck a fig?
A strange hockey game.
by Darth FigpLucker. of The luck of the pluck is to not give a fuck.
Black forest smoothie.
Blended chocolate and cherries.
Now for a blow job.
by df
Yeah, my palms are green
Jerking off space aliens
So, what s it to ya?
by It ain t food colouring of It ain t your concern
Yo mama so dumb
She watch Figpucker puck figs
And then she eat them
by Maternal Sentiments of Figpucker
Green Space Aliens!
Out at the illegal jail!
Near A-51
Green border jumpers
From some other damn planet!
Raising hell on earth!
by Capt Sulu of Planet Grok
Yeah, well- guess its true
More days behind you than front
Strange how that happens
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
How about NASA?
Will we ever get to Mars?
Or through hyperspace?
With technology
from Area 51
it will be easy.
You're joining the raid?
Please post haiku about it.
We can join forces.
by df
Let's get off of moms.
'Cause I just got off of yours.
Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk.
by Anonymous Poet
Ate Arby's roast beef.
Reminded me of your mom.
Tasted better though.
by Anonymous Poet
Ate Arby's roast beef.
Reminded me of your mom.
Tasted better though.
by Anonymous Poet
Yo momma got more
STDs than Africa
and the Philippines.
by df -- I would know!
Yo momma is so
hairy, she was even turned
down by Chewbacca.
by df
You momma is so
hairy, her dingleberries
go to her ankles.
by df
You momma so dumb
she thinks "gross income" is cash
tucked in her g-string.
by df
Yo mama Haiku
So nasty it make Basho
Bash he haid on wall
by Leroy Fukushima of Kanagawa Prefecture
You so boring, damn.
So boring that yo' mama
Went to sleep at six.
by Tyrone Jones of da Hood
The English language
communicates hatred well.
So we should be proud.
by Raping your ear drums. Ejaculating adverbs. Slang vulgarities.
Father like daughter.
She said "Wasabi is Grinch poop!"
at the sushi bar.
by df
Linguine penis
Sexy Italian accent
You no like mushy?
by Al Dente of The Boot
Massage girl told me
There are no happy endings
But her Cunt smiled wide
by Rev. Cornelius W. Cuntfart of MAN BEHIND HUGE DONG
Massage parlor girls
always tell me "come again"
as I leave smiling.
by df
Addams Family "Thing".
Luke Skywalker's missing hand.
Lurch happy endings.
by df
Do you like the phrase,
"testicular fortitude,"
as much as I do?
by Inquiring minds
Please don't say "matrix".
Damn linear algebra.
Brain acrobatics.
by Compute the null space of the orthogonal span of your grandmothers saggy tits and the dingleberries of the Jolly Green Giant.
There are no victims.
They are all false flag events.
Subscribe and hit "like".
by Matrix Imperatrix of Dominatrix
If nobody died
shootings would be funnier
Not to mention fun
by Life's too stressful
Water buffalo calf
with a broken front leg.
Lions eat you up.
by I'm such a victim. of Look at me, feel sorry for me, I hope I taste good for you.
You ever feel like your entire life has been a waste of time and you're just here for the benefit of others?
Fuck!
by Anonymous Poet
