haunting
habit
mutation
hesitation
siren
baptism
by cyborg
I do not like the Lexus bow tie grill,
It looks like it should be on a locomotive,
That travels through cattle country.
by Anonymous Poet
Country Club Luncheon
Looks like Prime Rib but it's cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
by Caddy of Shack
Every damn morning
The maniacal laughter
Bacon Sizzling
by Rise and Shine
No one was looking
So Dad unzipped his blue jeans
And mounted the sow
by Noticer of Details of Barnyard
Hey Figpucker, you're
a freethinker. What about
abortion . . . your thoughts?
by Light to Rife of 3rd Trimester
Sparrow in the Sky
Such beauty all around Me
Wait! What bit my Face?
by Ilsa Linsa of Hamburg, Germany
Meghan Markle's cunt
From which a child emerged
Is likely Harry
by Double entendre
Supposedly she's
A lizard person - Dave Icke
She'll gobble your fist
by Her Royal Majesty's Distant Cousin
Rolling up my sleeves
Fisting Queen Elizabeth
Her husband is next
by Royal Stiffy
Meghan Markle's cunt
Once thought recreational
Now has a purpose
by The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock
I knew my haiku
Would cue you to spew anew
Untrue points of view
by Your sacred spew of Figpuckery
You ll be fucking them
Wondering if theyre human
Just like you do now
by Some things of Never Change
You
by Some things of Never Change
The Twenty-Fifties:
They were something SPINGLOMPER
Space commies. Bots.
by Anonymous Poet
Never skips a beat
Hairstyles and fashions may change
Incest stays the same
by Noticer of Details of Cumtrails of Yesteryear
The Nineteen-Fourties:
They were something NUCLEAR
The Holocaust. Nukes.
by Anonymous Poet
The Nineteen-Fifties:
They were something RADICAL.
Family values. God.
by Anonymous Poet
After Darkness Falls
Find them sucking dimpled balls
Argyle cum wad blown
by Caddy of Shack
Professional golfers,
What a boring bland group,
Of guys they are.
by Anonymous Poet
Start the day off right
Face down in my hot pussy
Good Morning Birdsong
by Cassowary Bird
Satan is God's ape.
The Lord keeps him on His leash.
Ask Martin Luther...
by Frederick the Elector of Saxony
I'm at the end zone
Scoping out some tight end meat
Wearing pantyhose
by Joe Namath of Sexy
Thrilling to behold
A man doing a handstand
With his erect dink
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Modern Poetry
Generated by robot
Robot named Satan
by Cassowary bird of Bird bath
His view was bovine
No wonder he looked at porn
And farm magazines
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
Sound carried for miles
The Booming Climax of God
Fucking us over
by smite Runner
They never washed up
Enjoyed their mutual stench
Spotlight on Coitus
by colitis
Say what you want
Just keep moving your big mouth
On my clitoris
by puffy of Mmm Mmm Good
Pubic Hair Harvest
A bumper crop this season
Pulled under moonlight
by Anonymous Poet
Some parishioners
Had complained about the host
Wafers smelled like carp
by Noticer of Details of First pew
Church let out early
Sister Margaret O'Mackerel
Had a smelly cunt
by Father Paul Pullingpud of Jerking off while I write this in the confessional
What a great idea
Lord God Almighty and Son
New TV sitcom
by Like Sanford and Son of But Souls instead of junk
Need to let Darth know
that CHRIST is his Lord and God
and will judge his ass.
by good luck of good night
Cassowary.
by Anonymous Poet
He closed the barn door
Felt around in the darkness
Found the warm sow's cunt
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
Cassowary.
by Anonymous Poet
Cassowary.
by Anonymous Poet
Cassowary.
by Anonymous Poet
Cassowary.
by Anonymous Poet
Cassowary.
by Anonymous Poet
Cassowary.
by Anonymous Poet
Cassowary.
by Anonymous Poet
Cassowary.
by Anonymous Poet
Darth is so boring.
Predictable as always.
Same old shit and cum.
Never new topics.
Cannibal, eat dogs, shit, cum,
beastiality.
"I hate my fat wife."
"My kids are annoying turds."
And "all poets suck."
Oh, and brain damage.
Drugs, alcohol, and hookers.
Anything missing?
by DARTH FIGPUCKER!
However, I don't
make burgers out of dog meat.
I like burgers rare.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER!
Cat/dog difference.
Dogs make for a tasty stew.
Cats have diseases.
Well, dogs do also,
but cats carry diseases
that can pass to us.
Dogs not near as much.
Just cook them for a long time.
You will be okay.
Seriously, though, the funny thing about eating dog is that somehow dogs know if you're a dog-eater and they will bark at you or try to pee on you. That's no lie. Dogs are vicious little cunts. But they sure do taste good. Better than beef, and cheaper too.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER!
You don't light hotplates.
Do you mean Bunsen burner?
I am so confused.
If you need to get
the heat up inside the butt,
use a curling rod.
Your wife might get mad.
Her hair will smell like feces.
And attract insects.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER!
Stuff in dried corn cob
Dab coconut oil in bum
Sit on lit hotplate
by Movie Theatre Poopcorn of Aurora, Colorado
The difference between cats and dogs,
Dogs want to be somewhere else,
Cats just want to be where they are.
by Anonymous Poet
