Inside Gram-gram's cane
was 10 grams of pure cocaine!
Nursing home party!

You will overdose
cane broken off in your ass
We tried to warn you

What do you call an Eskimo hooker?
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A Frostitute!

Casso-fucking-wary!
Murdering fucking giant.
It ain't Big Bird.

Stuffitupyourass
Extinct pachyderm proboscis
8 foot cocaine line

Snuffitupyournose
You elephant's prostitute!
Snuffpornawfulbust

Mangina fajita burrito.
Mojito Dorito fluoresce vomitus.
Launch pad testicle rope tie.

Soggy old taco.
Distended rectum him whore roids.
Like a baboon's cunt.

Have you ever jacked off to the Numa Numa guy on YouTube?
Well then you haven't lived!

money drugs pussy
overdose twat snot corpse fuck
cocaine cunt smuggler

FARRRTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is your fantasy:
https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/goosh-goosh/81394416/

Go jack off to it.
Write a haiku about it.
Bloody mangina.

Filled out my time card
Umpteen hours of poetry
Rich Cassowary

I opened the book
Saw lots of dirty pictures
Then I jerked off

It was a long read
Thanks for letting me borrow
Your Holy Bible

Your small genitals
Under investigation
Check is in the mail

Be on the lookout
For a crybaby poet
With a short penis

DARTH all over here.
The truth is, well, you're boring.
(And predictable)

Playing with myself
In my rig at the truck stop
The oversized load

Humiliation
You have your meat hanging out
But no one wants it

How Jesus got AIDS
Is a mystery to me
Was it drugs or sex?

I am watching you
But you don t think I see you
Look into my eyes

I am watching you
But you don

Who was that one freak?
Roamed the world eating strange stuff.
Made a TV show.

Snake semen latte.
They drink that in India.
Mixed with sweet chai tea.

Commune with Shiva.
Puts a wiggle in your hips.
The spirits of snakes.

The ejaculate
Brought forth from ten thousand snakes
I smirk as you gag

Do you drink weird bier?
No, I much prefer wierd beir.
That's what's in my stien.

Wearing a t-shirt
that says "Stay Weird" upside down
does not make you weird.

Bodily functions
do not make for good topics
of fine poetry.

Middle-aged women
should probably not dye their
hair bright pink and blue.

I wish you had AIDS
so I could anticipate
your suffering death.

Excuse me, monkeys.
Did you see my banana?
I know it was here.

It all boils down to
Penis of a certain length
Turns red like lobster

Alcoholic fool
Plenty more where that came from
Be sure not to drive

Haiku are so gay.
Just one small haiku equals
a hundred sucked cocks.

Update to really bad Haiku

it is 5 p m
a blue planet revolving
gin and tonic bliss

it is five p m
somewhere on this blue planet
gin and tonic is born

I wish I had AIDS
So I could kill somebody
Just by fucking them

Haiku is like gold:
it is totally worthless
except for the shine.

When playing in other people's poop
you've made a better choice
than writing haiku.

When playing in other people's poop
it is important to forget
that they might have strange diseases.

The bible was wrong
Mary wasn't a virgin
She was fucked plenty

Chief Diarrhea
His bravery remembered
He walked the Brown Trail

Jesus must be happy to be slandered
by a petulant scumbag who has
the charisma of a rodent gloating
about the poison it's eating
I've met rats with better personalities
which says a lot because rats eat their own shit and you might too but at least rats don't brag about it

When playing in your own poop
It is important to remember
You are the only one covered in poop

Somersault Handstand
Jumping Jack Jumping Jack split
Wank. Ejaculate

Tsunami of filth
syllabic, dull, moronic:
lyric mind of Darth

Inconsolable
Sehnsucht identified now
It's Cedric; Mark him

Jesus is hairless
He keeps a flavor savor
On his chin sometimes

Jesus has a beard
To cover the cum splotches
Gotten through the years

I'm in the next stall
I'm shitting like a racehorse
I'm scratched from the race

It is what it is
Radioactivity
Leaking from my ass

Bad. It's BAD BAD BAD.
That is what this Haiku is.
All because of you.

Watch me lift this car
Dead lifting an Elephant
Proof of my manhood