Loverboy Donald:
Gallant gift to Womankind
(and great poet too!)
by TRUMP greatest statesman since Jefferson of No joke . . . wait----
What Donald Trump calls
A romantic rendezvous
Most consider rape
by Died in prison of Natural causes
Darth and Starkitten
sitting in a tree. K, I,
S, S, I, N, G...
by First comes Love then comes Haiku
That same old blow job
That same stern look and pursed lips
FUCK THIS BLOW UP DOLL
by want to marry a pillow case of Linen Closet
I bend it backwards
Use it for lumbar support
Feel my love muscles
by Fit AF of Doing penis push ups
Born with a club foot
Actually, that's my penis
Stuffed in my big shoe
by My foot has a fan club
How big is your dick?
The measure of a man's worth
You got six inches?
by Get lost if you don't
The pieces of shit
Below me must dislike me
That's a compliment
by Provocateurs are amusing LOL
Oh! De-Prick-cation
Like chemical castration
But just franks, no beans
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
DeprEcation, dunce.
Your lack of basic spelling:
stinch in my nostrils.
by Grammar Monitored of Linguistic Acquisition
Mary's Mind-Science;
Animal magnetism;
so mesmerizing...
by Christian Science of Monitored
Hi.
I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.
Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?
And what is your preferred flavor?
It's for a class project.
Thanks again.
by student
Self deprication
Or just sad,pathetic truth?
I've got a small dick
by Scourge of The Neighborhood
Extra syllable
You can repurpose that one
Make a big dildo
by Extra of I am extra
Chinese factory
We teeheeheeing over here
We make you more junk
by Save the Planet of Buy more junk
slit of the plastic
but all it was was cone of broken seal
surgeons from hell still uglified coins wasted
by Build A Bear Hoes of Deflations are Us and FakeS Incorporated
Don't know about you
But I get paid to come here
Full time poetess
by Emily Dickinsome of Parlor
I'm just a torso
My partner has it worse,though
He's just a dildo
by Sexercise of Live Webcam
If you'd gotten laid
one percent of what you write
you'd have HIV.
by GET A PLANE TICKET TO UGANDA AND FUCK SOME WHORES!
What sports do you do?
Besides clicking and wanking.
I didn't think so.
by GET OFF YOUR FUCKING CHAIR AND GO OUTSIDE YOU LAZY FUCKS!
Poetry is dull.
Limit it to just three lines.
Well, you've fucked yourself.
by Anonymous Poet
Have you never been
Mary Baker Eddyfied?
Have you never tried?
by Starkitten of Vermont Haunted House Seance
To tell the grand truth
You musteth bendeth over
Bunghole Oracle
by Scratch my cracked ass of Whiffy
No need for comparison douche pouch...U should know by now...
by Mother Who Doesn't of Fuck Her Children
Something in common
I also enjoy reading
Toilet Library
by Fonz. SIT ON IT, of THRONE AINT NO GAME
Texts of grand truths
fill the eyes fill the dome
so let the soul edify the true realms and thrones
mind buried in books and tablets of stone
Love Love Love to open up my heart to the unknown
by Blossoms of Escape
I fucked a midget
I figured if I didn't
Nobody would have
by Sad state of Affairs
Neighborhood Block Watch
Caught you passing in the shrubs
"Let's stone him to death"
by All Seeing Eye of sore Ass
We were young, we loved
Our meat swung between our legs
Dogs followed us home
by Al Poe
WHEN I TYPE ALL CAPS
I'M SCREAMING LIKE A WEREWOLF
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??
by Wahhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo
Got me worked up now
You into the furry scene?
I'm dressed as a bird
by Cassowary Bird
Attract attention
Learn to shake your derrière
Like a paint mixer
by Fred Meyer
Personality
That won't win you the pageant
Wear something low cut
by Gent
Tea ceremony
I left my shoes at the door
And I have to shit
by How you doin'?
Forget that loser
Buy yourself a huge dildo
Ride it in to town
by Sexy Solutions
poetry problems
What's a syllable like you
Doing in this dump?
by Leering Lechuguilla of Barstool
Nature, a paradox
Proof: vulnerability
Is the way to strength
by MONARCH of Endangered Species List
I'm sorry,
I wasn't there for you,
you grew to hate me,
and i grew to hate me too.
we loved
we were young
now you're with him,
a cheap carbon copy of me
same height half the personality.
I want you to be happy,
but you hurt me.
you cut me deep you bitch,
and I still love you,
yet,
I cannot forgive you.
All I ever did was my best for you
when I needed help you abandoned me.
the one time I needed someone...
you stabbed me.
I saved you from yourself,
your crazy family,
your unstable friends,
I saved you time and time again.
Did that mean nothing to you?
You beautiful backstabbing bitch?
Did all I do for you mean nothing?
How was I not enough when I needed you?
Whatever
I dont care to care anymore
Have fun with great value brand me you whore.
I loved
I Lived
You cut me
I moved on
I hope you're happier
I hope what you did keeps you up at night
I hope you two love each other
I hope he cuts you like you cut me
:)
by A Conflicted and Grieving Bastard of The Throngs of Sadness
ridiculous bored palms of
shit face tack head
by clown of pawn
Cassowary Bird
Throwing down haiku guano
Next load INCOMING!!
by Cassowary Bird
I stand in sunbeams
Rainbow across my penis
A smile on my face
by Slap Happy of Happy Valley
Sucked off Dracula
Despite taking precautions
Got blood poisoning
by Bride of Frankenstein
I just looked down there
I have a bald vagina
Looks like a vulture
by Carry On
Ronald McDonald
McJaculated on me
When I pinched his nose
by Junk Food Junkie of Golden Arches
A Heavy flow day?
Try new suber absorbent
Poetry Tampons
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Darth has bored me now
to the point I stay away
for several haiku.
by Just rename the site Figpucker's Obsessions
How to make great tea
Pour not quite boiling water
Through dirty undies
by Screech owl
Making up for it
I hired a troupe of midgets
To suck you bone dry
by No sleep tonight
The blowjob last night
Was a bit uneventful
Since I was sleeping
by In the midst of A cold snap
