Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 66 Days and 78029 Haiku later...
Figpucker is it!
You are the new age poet
What ya been drinking?
Haiku # 64147 April 22, 2019 7:54 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
The cunt of Jesus,
infected and dripping pus,
will not save your soul

You can eat that meat,
blood dripping from the corners,
of your smiling mouth.

Your pass to heaven.
Your golden shower ticket.
Your sins forgotten.

Blow torches, vice grips,
pain enhancing stimulants.
Amateur Pilate.

Marilyn Manson
has the corpse of Jesus Christ
in his basement lair.

Torture continues.
His clones made into sex slaves.
Eat the Flesh and Blood.

Your soul still festers.
Your sins piled up, eyeball deep.
You'll never be free.
Haiku # 64146 April 22, 2019 7:49 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Useless is one hot wins just because her fake creativity doesn't truly come from the divine...

see Useless isn't the tree of old because she was wise enough not to allow her pussy to get old

the virgin may have sparked much laughter but the tightness of her trees keep her young in laughter

tap tap tap I'd tap back but sour bitches seem not to like it when the virgin snaps back
Haiku # 64145 April 22, 2019 7:26 pm ET
by Laughing Pleasantly of Is the Old Ass Tree that Managd to hold onto somehow her virginity
Tap tap I'd tap that
Tap tap I'd tap that tap tap
Tap tap I'd tap that
Haiku # 64144 April 22, 2019 6:35 pm ET
by Woodpecker of On high AF
Woodpeckers don't whine
About useless ex lovers
Sappy nature talk
Haiku # 64143 April 22, 2019 6:33 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Woodpecker on high
Prehistoric telegraph
Haiku carved in tree
Haiku # 64142 April 22, 2019 6:20 pm ET
by High AF
I'll tell you one thing
You need your head examined
Pull it from your bum
Haiku # 64141 April 22, 2019 6:16 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Listening to the rain songs of birds still mystic love as the blue bird sang
Haiku # 64140 April 22, 2019 5:48 pm ET
by Fly Eagle Soar of Split Personalities of Lov
I pissed of my love my favorite penis oh well too bad he fuckd over true Venus so I sent his ass back where he like to roam and returned to my untainted moon my lovely moon mean all my own with a drama free and very happy zone
Haiku # 64139 April 22, 2019 5:46 pm ET
by STHEEFUCKUP of NOONECARESDAYUMBITCH! NOWWHONEEDSTOGETALIFE!
At least Donna Jean could sing and had her own lyrics and didn't need to plagiarize a damn thing...Rock On Donna jean you probably found out the phonies didn't mean a thing
Haiku # 64138 April 22, 2019 5:41 pm ET
by Donna Jean Queen of No You Cant Fucking Eat My Jelly Bean
Lift the hopes of forever freedom and love as w free the dove
Haiku # 64137 April 22, 2019 5:32 pm ET
by Love Light Life Smile of My Heart New Start
waves of freedom and guiding light hearts that shine severely bright all united someday made right hope for all children in my sight
Haiku # 64136 April 22, 2019 5:26 pm ET
by Happiness Doesn't Bother With Old Past Baggage of Truth Is My Passion
Golden Promises and Makers the Property no longer belongs to your bankers so lets see how u dance now once they cut you from their strings you clowns
Haiku # 64135 April 22, 2019 5:23 pm ET
by Dancing Monkey Idiot Black Girls Plastic Faces of WE ARE NOT THE SAME
beautiful peaceful breezes as the lilies show but my lavender lily within me glows of blue hearts reawaken
Haiku # 64134 April 22, 2019 5:19 pm ET
by Peace Within of Glowing light
Scared Geometry
Bermuda Triangle cunt
Retracted penis
Haiku # 64133 April 22, 2019 5:14 pm ET
by Identity Protracted of Witness Protraction Program
This new poetess
Like the Donna Jean Godchaux
Of haiku poets
Haiku # 64132 April 22, 2019 4:32 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Care for a wind dance?
Yes, I'm wearing silk panties
Stick your face right there
Haiku # 64131 April 22, 2019 4:30 pm ET
by Just ate a can of beans of B M
Your dull ranting spew
Does not qualify as verse
Or even garbage...
Haiku # 64130 April 22, 2019 4:26 pm ET
by Your Urgent Need of Poetic Kaopectate
Okay but at least admit were getting Haiku popping dang wang lang sang chang dingalingalang
Haiku # 64129 April 22, 2019 4:16 pm ET
by You Rang? of 5-7-5 syllables not this time chill are doing fine
Sacred geometry he was able to see when he mated with me the very reason why I withdrew and hide so much for all to view now free at last I get to rejoice no longer pushed to make a choice and now I get to use my voice
Haiku # 64128 April 22, 2019 4:13 pm ET
by I Love Freely of Dances With Silk Garments in the Winds
Maniacal laugh
But where is it coming from?
My funny boner
Haiku # 64127 April 22, 2019 4:02 pm ET
by Laughter of Best Medicine
Run a bit faster
They saw you sneak out the back
Men in the white coats
Haiku # 64126 April 22, 2019 3:59 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Lol smiles and laughs..its funny that when holding onto anger and strife you cry but when you release and let go you hear your heart laugh and then you can truly enjoy running through the grass
Haiku # 64125 April 22, 2019 3:52 pm ET
by True Tree Of Life of Everywhere Universal Galaxies
TTGFP
must also be Figpucker.
Or his own angel...
Haiku # 64124 April 22, 2019 2:23 pm ET
by That other one who rants while ignoring Haiku form can go to H3[[
The Mass Betrayal
People got records and tapes
And they never paid
Haiku # 64123 April 22, 2019 2:07 pm ET
by Columbia House of Lights on. Nobody home.
Moisture on his head
Fingering scalp. Looking up
Birds pooping, laughing
Haiku # 64122 April 22, 2019 2:04 pm ET
by A sign of Good Luck
Insects buzzing loud
Upon closer inspection
Fly out of your cunt
Haiku # 64121 April 22, 2019 1:39 pm ET
by Spring has sprung of Walled in pond
Insects fly freely
Crescent moon adapts to all
Menace of the end
Haiku # 64120 April 22, 2019 1:34 pm ET
by MANMOTH
Bird flies silently
Mirror lake overcome with joy
Insects fly quiet
Haiku # 64119 April 22, 2019 1:32 pm ET
by MONARCH
Strangers of balance
Purest bliss inside my mind
Branches sprout sudden
Haiku # 64118 April 22, 2019 1:30 pm ET
by Tree of Life
I heard that at the
Bottom of the rabbit hole
There are tasty snacks
Haiku # 64117 April 22, 2019 1:28 pm ET
by Anomalous Poet
I knew a stripper
She could crack whole peanut shells
Using cunt muscles
Haiku # 64116 April 22, 2019 1:02 pm ET
by Mr. Peenut of Looking through monocle
After reading that
They never did feel the need
To buy Nutella
Haiku # 64115 April 22, 2019 12:51 pm ET
by Rural Guido
Despite her intent
Putting fingers in my ass
Only made me fart
Haiku # 64114 April 22, 2019 12:44 pm ET
by Bridges of Madison County
She is a beautiful moon beam...just lost expressions of love due to mass betrayal. Smiles of the children and nature from the heart. It's not him...well good cause this is me. Old historical memories unfold as I was crushed to rediscover all of the lies that were told. So I decided to take the essence of pure love and start again. On my own putting battles to an end.
Haiku # 64113 April 22, 2019 11:44 am ET
by Restart of AsherahANU
It made me angry
I waited for the hooker
And she never showed
Haiku # 64112 April 22, 2019 10:59 am ET
by Bottom of The pecking order
beautiful rays of sun
when things come to an end life has just begun
Haiku # 64111 April 22, 2019 9:47 am ET
by New Life of Best Wishes
I dreamt I was old
I was eating a pussy
And my teeth fell in
Haiku # 64110 April 22, 2019 9:25 am ET
by Not of This Earth
No, it is not him.
I think it's all Funtcart Funt.
Maybe a troll guild.
Haiku # 64109 April 22, 2019 5:49 am ET
by TTGFP
If it's about shit
Then you know it must be Darth.
The rest? It's unclear...
Haiku # 64108 April 22, 2019 5:43 am ET
by Schizoanalysis of Haiku
It's all VHS.
He's the only one on here.
You know, like Sybil.

You think you're not him.
You're one of his personae.
but then, so am I.
Haiku # 64107 April 22, 2019 3:17 am ET
by TTGFP of The monster soon returns.
sings strings tones stay the fuck up out my phone...dont u have any business of your own or someone else to try and clone?
Haiku # 64106 April 22, 2019 2:02 am ET
by To Test Tube Sally of Not Today Dark Alley
Turned over rocks
Coffee ground diarrhea
Sayonara, pants
Haiku # 64105 April 22, 2019 1:29 am ET
by Chateau du Fudge
Parallel parking
The driving instructor coughs
Unbuttons his pants
Haiku # 64104 April 22, 2019 1:25 am ET
by Pedestrian of Sidewalk
Welp debet debet debet thats all folks lalalalalalaaaaahhh!
Haiku # 64103 April 21, 2019 10:01 pm ET
by From my tunes be Looney of Eat Me Bitch
Throbbing clitoris
Released from your teasing teeth
See you next week. Darth
Haiku # 64102 April 21, 2019 9:38 pm ET
by Boo
On some real shit tho...alot of this shits funny
Haiku # 64101 April 21, 2019 9:29 pm ET
by When she's not mad and gets over it of Is that possible?
Thinking that she's jealous of you what a fluke this is about principals and morality one real reason why she got pissed enough to look
Haiku # 64100 April 21, 2019 9:27 pm ET
by Reading My New Book of Details of the Torn Rose with the Thorn
Oh me oh my I accidentally stabbed out my cats eye
I caught it spying while I tried
Haiku # 64099 April 21, 2019 9:25 pm ET
by Lost Stone of Life Goes On
Wow was a relief the dosages game dodged the shit out of some balls with the indian chief
Haiku # 64098 April 21, 2019 9:23 pm ET
by Cree Drum of Native Tongue
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