Farting machine gun
Rat a tat Rat a tat splat
Can your ass do that?

When they come for you
Will anybody notice?
Who will hear your scream?

Took her dog style too
Always left her wanting more
Puny pink penis

Thoreau was a fake.
Ate meals at his sister's house.
Not at WALDEN POND.

Hung up my girdle
From a low hanging tree branch
Some pervert swiped it

Tree stump down yonder
Designated fart hassock
The comforts of home

Thoreau on steroids
Wiping his ass on green leaves
Making record time

Woah woah woah woah woah
Bruce Springsteen grimace grimace
Woah woah Thunder Road

Thank you for this site
If it weren't for Bad Haiku
I would go crazy

New Jersey forecast
One hundred percent chance of
Springsteen grimacing

The world's longest turd
Hollowed out. Dried in the sun.
Apartment for rent

I'm falling behind
Just can't keep up anymore
Those Kardashians

Suck my doorknob bitch.
Skin the progressive kittens
(but spare Starkitten)

Attention Poets
Ahem, Paging Darth Figpucker
Darth Figpucker, please

Attention poets
That last poem was written
By old Starkitten

So satisfying
Razzputinberry Zinger
Tea that's like manure

knocking at the door
Electrify the doorknob
You're not welcome here

are you sure you'd want
me for four years as pres mind
you putin would get

sick of my dead on
impersonations of him
radioactive tea

More shutdown please, mom.
I never noticed it was...
End the whole damn thing.

"ORANGE MAN IS BAD"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
U R N.P.C!

This is a weird site
The poetry is crazy
Are these real poems?

No toilet paper
Mission soft shell burritos
Fourth meal on steroids

I have a pet snake
Dear little chunnywhisker
His name's Scott Baio

Oompa Loompa Dance
Perpetual somersaults
With head in rectum

Rachael Ray's Labia
Marinated overnight
Stuffed with swollen prongs

a compelling read
The tired used up words of Doink
Worlds Greatest Poet

What a yawn you are.
All of you. Soporific.
Haiku sedative.

put the title of
your book back up on here so
i can link it kay?

Go To Condiment!
Thick, Spreadable Gold Earwax
Thank You Rachael Ray

Today's the day, folks
Nobody is wearing clothes
Only the perverts

Jerking off with style
Salami Origami
Comes with mayonnaise

Read my latest book
Brief History of Cuntfarts
Thanks for reading it

saltwater cuntfish
With a hot jizz reduction
A turd for dessert

Gonna Take
An excremental journey
Won't you come along with me?

How long has it been?
The last time I took a bath
I'll let you decide

Cuntfarts, bathroom jokes...
Darth, the least we can say is
you're predictable.

Cuntfart with wax lips
Sold for two million dollars
And the painting stinks

i don't know if Darth
is Pigged or Vadering at
this time as of late

And now for something
completely different. Our Darth
shall speak of poop/shit

When the White Man smirks
Hordes run, screaming, into hell
(When the white man smirks)

Boring-ass Haiku
Everyone dead or asleep
I visit the morgue

You speak nonsense, Wong.
We know the Nazis are all
mean Republicans.

Beware the Nazi
National Socialist chumps
The new Democrats-

Democrat leftists
Ignorant of history
Gaze at Caracas

That is the future
If you are stupid enough
To vote DNC.

Beware the white smirk.
Worse than nazi atom bomb,
that deadly white smirk...

Bureaucratic fail:
The Chuck'n Nancy Show flops.
Please, Trump... MORE SHUTDOWN!

I

Hippopotamus
Farting in the riverbed
Upload to YouTube

We are familiars
My witchy whiskers are twitching
Right paw is itching

not all of us left
some of us just changed names and
write with the new name...

Now Cat's don't like wong
They meow "wong is toxic"
They know wong- catnip