Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 69 Days and 78031 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 69 Days and 78031 Haiku later...
Cramping sensation
Feel a haiku coming on
Nope, just a cuntfart
Feel a haiku coming on
Nope, just a cuntfart
by of Cunt
Plus size poetry
Rolled it in flour. Wet spot.
What's your excuse now
Rolled it in flour. Wet spot.
What's your excuse now
by of Bakery
You can call me Darth
You can call me Starkitten
Or just VHS
You can call me Starkitten
Or just VHS
by of Here There Everywhere
Highlights of my day
Fart smile Coffee smile Shit smile
Eat smile Haiku smile
Fart smile Coffee smile Shit smile
Eat smile Haiku smile
by
When someone's knocking
I may not answer it
And that is tough shit
I may not answer it
And that is tough shit
by of Other side of door
Not into kissing
Bacteria Festival
People are so gross
Bacteria Festival
People are so gross
by of Far Out
All out of coffee
Ran out of tea days ago
Toilet Paper next?
Ran out of tea days ago
Toilet Paper next?
by
I'm hanging out now
Three quarters of my ass crack
Fell out of my pants
Three quarters of my ass crack
Fell out of my pants
by of Chair
Autocorrect shit
I hate you autocorrect
I hate your bullshit
I hate you autocorrect
I hate your bullshit
by of When I fight autocorrect autocorrect always wins
Get your butt in gear
Bad Haiku can't write itself
Allows poets on deck
Bad Haiku can't write itself
Allows poets on deck
by of Poem Chamber
Belching volcano
So rude. Please excuse yourself
I'll fart in your face
So rude. Please excuse yourself
I'll fart in your face
by
Meanwhile, Darth be like:
Ima sniff farts and talk more about sexy poop.
Ima sniff farts and talk more about sexy poop.
by of Darth
Nairobi attacked
by sub-human scum. Of course
no news over here...
https://tinyurl.com/yanrebok
by sub-human scum. Of course
no news over here...
https://tinyurl.com/yanrebok
by of Taka-taka
Haiku fools gather
Come closer to catch the whiff
Fresh laid fart eggs stink
Come closer to catch the whiff
Fresh laid fart eggs stink
by
Was just wondering
If you had a good movement
Of your bowels yet
Me? Three times a day
Indoor plumbing would be nice
Shit in a bucket
If you had a good movement
Of your bowels yet
Me? Three times a day
Indoor plumbing would be nice
Shit in a bucket
by
Justice for all dinks
Some will be removed by axe
Others with acid
Some will be removed by axe
Others with acid
by of NYC
Flex muscles of love
One can of spinach and hard
Healthy bonersnake
One can of spinach and hard
Healthy bonersnake
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Ejaculation
Off the bridge. Into the fog
Clouds silver lining
Off the bridge. Into the fog
Clouds silver lining
by of Live
Muscles are so cute
Tattoos on your muscles dance
Shriveled hula girl
Tattoos on your muscles dance
Shriveled hula girl
by of Beach
Gameplay was easy
My new name is Glorkwizzix
My carrot is waxed
My new name is Glorkwizzix
My carrot is waxed
by
Reclining, still life
Motionless. Playing statues.
Now wanking top speed
Motionless. Playing statues.
Now wanking top speed
by
Tiger Balm burn dink
Torch asshole membranes too
Shit came out on fire
Torch asshole membranes too
Shit came out on fire
by
Nice blank space action!
Like making love with The Void...
romantic Haiku.
Like making love with The Void...
romantic Haiku.
by of Empty Space
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I am VHS
You also are VHS
We are VHS!
You also are VHS
We are VHS!
by of Video Home System
I foretell future !
Figpucker shall write haiku
about shit. And stuff . . .
Figpucker shall write haiku
about shit. And stuff . . .
by
Gillette self-destruct:
Nanny-state selling razors.
Grow beard. Shut up, mom.
Nanny-state selling razors.
Grow beard. Shut up, mom.
by
Toxic masculine!
Wat a fooking joke aiiii yaaa!
Yes, dat's wat she said.
Wat a fooking joke aiiii yaaa!
Yes, dat's wat she said.
by of Kalifornia
Burning Tiger Hao!
The people learn the truth-
From realized man.
Communists debunked
And forced to see hard truth
Old Kwan Kung approves!
The people learn the truth-
From realized man.
Communists debunked
And forced to see hard truth
Old Kwan Kung approves!
by of Kalifornia
Democrat commies
Useless idiots and tools
Destroy our country
Like in Caracas.
In Cuba- Cambodia
You work to destroy
Then you live in it
Eat your pets, zoo animals
How you like Mao now?
Useless idiots and tools
Destroy our country
Like in Caracas.
In Cuba- Cambodia
You work to destroy
Then you live in it
Eat your pets, zoo animals
How you like Mao now?
by of Kalifornia
Wong, you might like this...
It's something I wrote myself
Concerning Commies:
https://tinyurl.com/y9pzvobb
It's something I wrote myself
Concerning Commies:
https://tinyurl.com/y9pzvobb
by of Orange Carrot
Wong is so stupid
Thinks all dems are communists
Really vhs?
Thinks all dems are communists
Really vhs?
by
Che wuz awesome, man...
He played the drums, didn't he?
No, wait -- he played bass.
Fidel: architect
of true island liberty;
Cuban paradise
Lenin. Great singer.
Wrote most of the Beatle's songs.
Pop revolution.
Pol Pot? Not too sure.
If it's pot . . . u can smoke it.
Cambodian herb !
He played the drums, didn't he?
No, wait -- he played bass.
Fidel: architect
of true island liberty;
Cuban paradise
Lenin. Great singer.
Wrote most of the Beatle's songs.
Pop revolution.
Pol Pot? Not too sure.
If it's pot . . . u can smoke it.
Cambodian herb !
by of Caracas