Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
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Haiku # 56381 April 18, 2017 10:20 pm ET
by DuglasebiBluem of Tajikistan
Perhaps Komodo dragons.
Afterwards you can have it made into a suitcase.
And Komodo nuggets.
Haiku # 56380 April 18, 2017 7:47 pm ET
by Lyon Ruelle
We need to move forward.
Discover strange new species with which to have sex.
Been thinking about ostriches.

Don't think anyone's ever buggered an ostrich.
But maybe Prince Charles once did.
You never know.
Haiku # 56379 April 18, 2017 7:42 pm ET
by Street Massaua
of course it's real and
there was sick shit in the 90s
did you see the flick

Strangeland? who knew that
Dee Snyder could do that shit
but his music was

fun and i miss it
The House of Hair must still be
on the air, somewhere
Haiku # 56378 April 18, 2017 12:43 pm ET
by vhs
Cephalopod porn.
The Land of the Rising Sun.
It's quite real, my friend.

'Toons don't do justice
to the perversions they have.
You have to dig deep.
Haiku # 56377 April 17, 2017 4:56 pm ET
by Tels Centre
Star Wars StarWars, one two free. Nippress Ash sexually! w00t! w00t!
Haiku # 56376 April 17, 2017 11:15 am ET
by iamback
Ash hole....Nippress, doing El sexo..In da ocean of love
Haiku # 56375 April 17, 2017 11:14 am ET
by iamback
Nippress and Ash....
Gay StarWars themed wedding,
Storm Pooper and Darth Gaydar
Sitting in a tree F U C K I N G. w00t!
Haiku # 56374 April 17, 2017 11:13 am ET
by iamback
it's a pagan day
holy day remade to say
a guy came back from

the dead and we sell
cards, plastic eggs, candy, brunch
Happy Easter y'all
Haiku # 56373 April 16, 2017 1:07 pm ET
by vhs
you can't do in real
life what you can in cartoons
it is why the mind

of Japan's psyche
is out and about in cartoons
under the radar there.

name the fetish it
is there, and we thought the pulp
covers were the id

of American
dreams covered in our collect
perverse mind pool
Haiku # 56372 April 15, 2017 12:11 pm ET
by vhs
Happy Easter!
Haiku # 56371 April 14, 2017 7:33 pm ET
by df of by the way
Forget that animated hentai fighter porn.
I mean REAL women putting REAL octopi (octopussies?)
up their pussies. They love those suction cups.
Haiku # 56370 April 14, 2017 7:31 pm ET
by df of I may fuck pigs, but never a cephalopod.
hentaied behind my
back, hens tied my shoes and those
damn tentacles...fucked!
Haiku # 56369 April 14, 2017 1:35 pm ET
by vhs of CRESCENT SOLD
It takes a brave soul
to commit hari kari
or read these haiku.
Haiku # 56368 April 13, 2017 8:10 pm ET
by caccia fern
Better than haiku.
Japanese octopus porn.
Those silly Nippers.
Haiku # 56367 April 13, 2017 8:09 pm ET
by 20th esperamos
Or using captchas
as a corny pseudonym.
Organic blue corn.
Haiku # 56366 April 13, 2017 8:05 pm ET
by Permit Avenue
it is like someone
took Dadaism and made it
post on these haiku
Haiku # 56365 April 13, 2017 12:53 pm ET
by vhs of DUGGAN MARKET
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Haiku # 56364 April 13, 2017 2:45 am ET
by rrowupro of USA
Chili and cheddar.
Served with brown rice and corn chips.
'Cause, fuck it, I can.
Haiku # 56363 April 12, 2017 10:24 pm ET
by zone Lorraine
Red Hot Blues corn chips.
By The Garden of Eatin'.
I am an addict.
Haiku # 56362 April 12, 2017 10:22 pm ET
by Time Ashgrove
Tax day and Easter.
Do you see the irony?
How holy are you?
Haiku # 56361 April 12, 2017 10:21 pm ET
by Soissons Auto
Christ walked on water.
The Anti-Christ swam on land.
The duck was puzzled.
Haiku # 56360 April 12, 2017 10:16 pm ET
by oassant 1000
I'm sick of counting.
These goddamn numbers don't mean a thing.
Fuck it.
Haiku # 56359 April 12, 2017 10:13 pm ET
by yarnscombe zambeze
If we could rewind....
Would the movie end the same?
Alas, we can not
Haiku # 56358 April 11, 2017 9:17 pm ET
by T
probably not but
it is the Real VHS
who can't rewind, yo
Haiku # 56357 April 11, 2017 2:19 pm ET
by vhs
Article Source a viral game app is not that much difficult.
Haiku # 56356 April 11, 2017 12:29 pm ET
by ouuropop of USA
Tis Lady Gaga?
Must have better things to do.
Than count syllables
Haiku # 56355 April 11, 2017 8:54 am ET
by T
WAGA!!!
I love haiku!!!
Don't know how to write haiku!!!
Haiku # 56354 April 11, 2017 4:43 am ET
by Gaga of usa
Sabotaged pants death
Robot has diarrhea
Is that possible?
Haiku # 56353 April 10, 2017 10:37 pm ET
by Judge Much? of Dollywood
it would be nice if
someone could invent a thing
like tobacco which

not only acts like that
but it's actually good for us
tomacco, hmm?

oh those Simpsons
Haiku # 56352 April 9, 2017 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56351 April 8, 2017 11:25 pm ET
by yriyerty of USA
on a "day of rest"
does it feel like it is hard
to get out of the

way
Haiku # 56350 April 8, 2017 1:04 pm ET
by vhs
if you are in love
with a Trap then you do not
care that guy's a gal
Haiku # 56349 April 8, 2017 12:04 pm ET
by vhs
You are not pointless
Snowflakes cause avalanches
Winds cry like bacon
Haiku # 56348 April 8, 2017 3:58 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of here......always, and all ways
she is my candy
so sweet to me, memory
Loving Is A Trap
Haiku # 56347 April 8, 2017 3:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
All I have to say
Jenny if I did fuck you
I would lose my mind
Haiku # 56346 April 8, 2017 2:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
don rickles joins the
rat pack in eternity
bye you hockey puck...
Haiku # 56345 April 7, 2017 1:15 pm ET
by vhs
My life is pointless.
Nothing has become of me.
Thanks for noticing.

All life is pointless.
Just go ask an asteroid.
We need more of them
Haiku # 56344 April 7, 2017 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Transgender police.
Appropriately known as
inverted bacon.

Greasy toilet seats.
But they sure taste fantastic!
With fantastic taste.
Haiku # 56343 April 7, 2017 12:38 pm ET
by df of reule
Yes! You can rebel.
Go to seashore, sell seashells
Goodbye Don Rickles
Haiku # 56342 April 6, 2017 9:58 pm ET
by T
how does one rebel
as a social statement or
do i just shut up?????????
Haiku # 56341 April 6, 2017 10:33 am ET
by vhs of FONCIA DISPONIBLE
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Haiku # 56340 April 5, 2017 8:39 pm ET
by wtuttuwy of USA
Men speak with their mouths.
Monkeys speak with their faces.
Pigs keep on eating.
Haiku # 56339 April 5, 2017 8:04 pm ET
by df of Waco fermata
it all begins with
promise but promise broken
ends with the gulag
Haiku # 56338 April 4, 2017 1:31 pm ET
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Haiku # 56337 April 4, 2017 10:43 am ET
by Kevin of New York
basketball tonight
March madness ends in April
cash for fat white guys
Haiku # 56336 April 3, 2017 8:49 pm ET
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Haiku # 56335 April 3, 2017 5:53 am ET
by williamsmith of Brisbane
Most of the killing
occurs within our sick brains,
making them sicker.

Consume, buy more stuff,
assimilate, masturbate.
Never fornicate.

Never copulate
except to repopulate;
Make more consumers.

We'll grow them in jars,
and never need sex again.
Praise be to TV!
Haiku # 56334 April 2, 2017 6:05 pm ET
by df of B4493 Line
Problem with TV;
Too much killing, too few boobs.
Sick america
Haiku # 56333 April 2, 2017 2:28 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Killing is good sport.
It's a great day for murder.
Let's watch some TV.
Haiku # 56332 April 1, 2017 9:25 pm ET
by df of Park Central