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by Peterdus of Nepal
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by df of taurus allumez
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by df of total safety
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by df of whirl beaumont
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Haiku # 56187 March 7, 2017 8:23 pm ET
by df of 6900 gaio
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If you could travel through time...
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I'd bring them both back.
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by df of 4270 lumbier
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by df of autorise delfin
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by df of arar route
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by df of winder avenue
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remember Bush's great speech?
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by df of calle public
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writer somewhere in a chinese
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by Peterdus of Nepal
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by Anonymous Poet
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shells are not off yet
Haiku # 56176 March 6, 2017 1:26 pm ET
by vhs of no comment
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Haiku # 56175 March 6, 2017 1:11 pm ET
by vhs of is google trying to write it's own novels????
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Problems can be solved
Haiku # 56174 March 6, 2017 1:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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We'll be like Venus.

Hot, sweaty, acrid.
Worst venereal disease:
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Haiku # 56173 March 6, 2017 12:30 am ET
by df of eurener calle
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Standing on my head naked.
See my asshole, God!

Fuck, I hate the rain.
Climate change and for the worse.
My asshole is clean.
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by df of acacia breca
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Young girls, short dresses,
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by df of farmacia menu
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by Toxidyne of CA
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by vhs
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did you hear the one about
the wiretap? well

of course you did if
you were listening in on
xyz affairs
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by vhs
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by df of PV=nRT
The words of Jesus
written on a bathroom wall.
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I red my captcha.
No kidding: "Graveyard to let".
Now that's irony.
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by df
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other names is war by means
other than violence
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by df
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he also said use
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can drink forever

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70 or something
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by vhs
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by Peterdus of Nepal
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when history needs

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by df
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