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29 Years, 76 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
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Haiku # 55967 January 20, 2017 5:36 pm ET
by oroyuypo of USA
alpaca lips now
and llama assholes later
Dali Lama doll.

the brand new sex toy
inflatable Buddhist monks
all natural lube.
Haiku # 55966 January 20, 2017 2:42 pm ET
by
let the world burn down
the apocolypse has begun
I can't spell it right.
Haiku # 55965 January 20, 2017 2:24 pm ET
by df
hmm, given the theme
of today's guy in office
let haiku be great

again
Haiku # 55964 January 20, 2017 12:56 pm ET
by vhs
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by yuorteee of USA
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Haiku # 55962 January 20, 2017 3:40 am ET
by peeteorp of USA
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by roypyryu of USA
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Haiku # 55958 January 20, 2017 2:51 am ET
by bin
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make me delicious sandwich
hot air balloon ride
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by amnotamouse pulpit
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by tywttwto of USA
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Haiku # 55955 January 19, 2017 5:21 am ET
by rwwopwiw of USA
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Haiku # 55954 January 19, 2017 5:18 am ET
by wwoewuti of USA
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Haiku # 55953 January 19, 2017 5:18 am ET
by ywwirruo of USA
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Haiku # 55952 January 19, 2017 12:40 am ET
by Satan take the wheel
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Haiku # 55951 January 19, 2017 12:01 am ET
by wiyweror of USA
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Haiku # 55950 January 19, 2017 12:00 am ET
by urirpywu of USA
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Haiku # 55949 January 19, 2017 12:00 am ET
by oiweeowe of USA
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Haiku # 55948 January 19, 2017 12:00 am ET
by tptorieo of USA
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Haiku # 55947 January 19, 2017 12:00 am ET
by roouppyt of USA
Learn to be happy.
Shove your cock up a dogs ass.
Think of Donald Trump.

But you were dreaming.
What's all over your bed sheets?
Nutella Cheetos.

How could it be worse?
You could be reading haiku.
Oh, but wait, you are.
Haiku # 55946 January 18, 2017 6:24 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of The basement of Trump Tower playing online chess with Vladameercat Pootin'.
still they feed us lies
from the tablecloth but you
know system of a

down came around when
the system was down so good
protest music? ack.

Bloom County over Doonesbury, but RIP Hunter S. Thompson
Haiku # 55945 January 18, 2017 1:00 pm ET
by vhs
Anders is so bald
The light reflects off his dome
My eyes just melted
Haiku # 55944 January 18, 2017 5:01 am ET
by woop the poop of emma watson's panties
Puppy skeet is fun.
Launch them from a catapult.
Or puppy-a-pult.

Play it near a beach.
With shark infested waters.
Penguins will thank you.
Haiku # 55943 January 18, 2017 4:06 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of Not PRC
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Haiku # 55942 January 18, 2017 2:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of USA
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Haiku # 55941 January 18, 2017 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of USA
As you read these words
Think about puppies playing
Did that make you smile?
Haiku # 55940 January 18, 2017 12:58 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
I'm listening to badly sung Lady Gaga covers in an Asian coffee shop next to a toy store that sells Lego and Star Wars rip-offs from China. Why do these red bloody cunts not have an iota of originality in their tiny-dicked bodies? And the "milk" is boxed powdered milk and makes the coffee taste like shit and I'm thinking I'll have to buy a cow. Crumbling streets, lack of proper sewage control, electricity goes down more often than a Beijing whore, water is brown and often not working and likely contains sewage. China hates the US b/c we are everything that China is not. And vice versa.
Haiku # 55939 January 17, 2017 7:59 pm ET
by vhs' evil shadow of The underbelly of the world
excuse me can't you
please take your god damn spambot
back to PRC

and put the ying with
the yang, stop with posturing
over say Taiwan

and I'm not done yet
Haiku # 55938 January 17, 2017 1:32 pm ET
by vhs
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by iturrrou of USA
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by ittoppii of USA
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Haiku # 55935 January 17, 2017 8:55 am ET
by iturrrou of USA
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Haiku # 55934 January 17, 2017 8:55 am ET
by uiityyey of USA
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Haiku # 55933 January 17, 2017 8:55 am ET
by writreoo of USA
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Haiku # 55932 January 17, 2017 8:55 am ET
by urupiptp of USA
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by vhs
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Haiku # 55930 January 17, 2017 3:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of USA
The older I get
the more I grow bigoted.
It's experience.
Haiku # 55929 January 15, 2017 7:38 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
Augmented matrix.
Keanu Reeves with fake titties.
Now you know my mind.
Haiku # 55928 January 14, 2017 11:13 pm ET
by df
All the time wasted.
I could have been doing math.
Procrastination.
Haiku # 55927 January 14, 2017 11:09 pm ET
by df
Some words are quite large.
Do not use them in haiku.
Horses raping sheep.
Haiku # 55926 January 14, 2017 11:07 pm ET
by df
The goose lays gold eggs.
But she cannot fly at all.
She's the perfect slave.
Haiku # 55925 January 14, 2017 8:11 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
I just shat a bike.
It needed minor repairs.
Now I need butt cream.
Haiku # 55924 January 14, 2017 8:06 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
you form a band then
realize you were a commie
front all those damn years
Haiku # 55923 January 14, 2017 10:59 am ET
by vhs
I think I'll have the
vegan bacon cheese burger
and a diet coke.
Haiku # 55922 January 14, 2017 8:05 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of palihog, salamat, way sapayan
It fills you with rage.
What can you do about it?
Not a fucking thing.
Haiku # 55921 January 14, 2017 1:39 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
raindrop lollipop
my hamburger death sentence
shoehorn redemption
Haiku # 55920 January 14, 2017 12:44 am ET
by Potential names of my band
I hated your smiles,
screaming, shouting, angrily
shattering my mind.
Haiku # 55919 January 13, 2017 12:29 pm ET
by Robin Goodfellow
Virus pasta strands.
Uncoiled in a tin can.
It's not Italian.

Canned corn beef and Spam.
Rejected genital meat.
Pressure cooked nostrils.

Nitrates to preserve.
And to weaken the sperm cells.
Thus we slide backwards.

It is as designed.
And appears to be working.
The poor grow stupid.
Haiku # 55918 January 13, 2017 1:58 am ET
by