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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 77 Days and 78052 Haiku later...
easy to predict
like animals responding
sing song light my bong
Haiku # 53647 April 9, 2016 2:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Did Darth just pass gas?
Putting it in a sealed jar
Save it for later
Haiku # 53646 April 9, 2016 1:48 am ET
by Eye in the Sky
Did Janis pass on?
If so, may she rest in peace.
If not, never mind.
Haiku # 53645 April 8, 2016 9:06 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
Testicular zits.
They are itchy and painful.
Like reading this site.
Haiku # 53644 April 8, 2016 9:01 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
yes i have a thing
for Poison Ivy, the girl
from Batman with a

symbol for ladies
who like other ladies oh
harley quinn!!! shameless
Haiku # 53642 April 7, 2016 8:56 pm ET
by vhs
oh betwixt here and
there somehow they just keep
coming, net kudzu

"hi so sorry to be happy so happy to be sorry i am happy that i am sorry for being happy"
Haiku # 53641 April 7, 2016 8:52 pm ET
by vhs
Hi jains, thanks for your site: ) Sure great webpage for friends communication, have you forgot me, Emily, welcome to our homepage again:) Don't worry, this is not spam :)
Haiku # 53640 April 7, 2016 2:11 pm ET
by Emily of San Jose
do i need to sit
down and watch hollyweird crap
mars needs women not

mars needs robocop.
will i quote obscure movies
is obscure ideal?
Haiku # 53639 April 7, 2016 12:39 pm ET
by vhs
do you want to kill
this place? too much has died and
too much forgotten
Haiku # 53638 April 7, 2016 9:40 am ET
by vhs
it's like dealing with
the guy who can't sit still in
class and he ends up

in the principals.
can't sit still, throws paper planes
ends up in juve.
Haiku # 53637 April 7, 2016 9:38 am ET
by vhs
How much wood would a
woodchuck chuck if woochucks chuck
If woodchucks could chuck wood?
Haiku # 53636 April 7, 2016 7:49 am ET
by Scootz of Rhode Island
We need explosions.
Laser beams and naked girls.
3D blood and gor.

Free beer would work well.
Free anything would be fine.
Free Charles Manson!
Haiku # 53635 April 6, 2016 5:35 pm ET
by Darth Figpubker
Your lines are mundane.
I see old Japanese ghosts.
They roll in their graves.
Haiku # 53634 April 6, 2016 11:55 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
"Shove your enjambment
up your fat fucking asshole!"
said the Australian.
Haiku # 53633 April 6, 2016 11:45 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
and lisa simpson
said to the gay crowd "we are used
to you" vacuum now
Haiku # 53632 April 6, 2016 10:54 am ET
by vhs
I banged a sea worm.
This will be my second time.
It's safer than whores.

Sea worms don't have AIDS.
And they're quite slimy inside.
Better than Fleshlight.
Haiku # 53631 April 6, 2016 2:33 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
living in a small
town where there's still a bit less
internet, old stuff

still kicks around but
i feel like these things should not
go away completely
Haiku # 53630 April 5, 2016 11:57 am ET
by vhs
kid gets sick at work
stays for two hours next time
orange juice...go home
Haiku # 53629 April 5, 2016 11:33 am ET
by vhs
if these silicon
valley geeks invent robots
to do haiku will

i be out of a job?
Haiku # 53628 April 5, 2016 11:31 am ET
by vhs
holiday potluck
almost everything sounds good
but Harry
Haiku # 53627 April 5, 2016 10:23 am ET
by Skippy of Michigan
mom's famous chili
pleasant smells waft through kitchen
my butt hair in flames
Haiku # 53626 April 5, 2016 10:22 am ET
by Skippy of Michigan
battle of sexes
man claims strength, woman claims brains
dumb one sleeps on couch
Haiku # 53625 April 5, 2016 10:21 am ET
by Skippy of Michigan
holiday potluck
almost everything sounds good
but Harry
Haiku # 53624 April 5, 2016 10:21 am ET
by Skippy of Michigan
then we can make bots
robot women but robot
men would be jealous

wait, they're robots...
Haiku # 53623 April 4, 2016 10:17 am ET
by vhs
Surrounded by whores.
We're talking hottie bar girls.
Half of them have AIDS.

This is God's humor.
Gorgeous girls with STDs.
Someone find a cure!
Haiku # 53622 April 4, 2016 6:21 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of A 3rd world beach bar.
They could not define me
I could not define myself
Who could tell who I was?
by Jordan
Haiku # 53621 April 4, 2016 5:00 am ET
by Jordan of Usa
i hope this place has
folks show up and post haiku
some time from hereon
Haiku # 53620 April 3, 2016 1:41 pm ET
by vhs
well we are kinda
cartoon characters except
we die if a safe

falls on us but you
know, Second Life idealized
selves, real self, gaming
Haiku # 53619 April 3, 2016 12:30 pm ET
by vhs
communication
without representation
needs animation



Haiku # 53618 April 3, 2016 3:04 am ET
by Eye in the Sky
that's very true but
you know, i think in this world
we need these places

to remind others
how the Net once was and how
i think it could be
Haiku # 53617 April 2, 2016 11:07 pm ET
by vhs
If you two would quit
This place would finally die
Except for spammers
Haiku # 53616 April 2, 2016 6:16 pm ET
by Eye in the Sky
but there it is a
bit of overdose on what
apathy, it was

variety once, we
gotta clean up then we can
party hardy boy...
Haiku # 53615 April 1, 2016 2:21 pm ET
by vhs
it's too easy to
give up and join the dance i
am designed to fight
Haiku # 53614 April 1, 2016 2:20 pm ET
by vhs
i go to work, i
see people come and go and
each day is this well

episode, that just
becomes the next "chapter" in
my past, just a click
Haiku # 53613 April 1, 2016 2:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of vhs
some people have their cats
dying and it's all they have
and that last bit of

love goes away and
where are those people when that
loved animal dies?
Haiku # 53612 April 1, 2016 2:17 pm ET
by vhs of the cappatcha was DEAD STOP
Holy fucking shit.
No way I'll read all of that.
I do it for fun.

Simpletons and whores.
They're out there enjoying life.
And look what we do.

What a sad, sad state,
my brother in misery.
Throw away your pen.

Liberate yourself.
Wallow in the mud and sing,
drink and fornicate!
Haiku # 53611 April 1, 2016 12:27 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
what the hell was i
thinking letting all this just
get to me, poems

just poems...
Haiku # 53610 April 1, 2016 11:10 am ET
by vhs
what will you do in
the belly of the Beast for three
days and nights, digest?

or reflect?
Haiku # 53609 April 1, 2016 12:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i will stuff you in
my mouth and swallow you
shall i be the whale

or shall i be
Behemoth typing away
The Goetia
Haiku # 53608 April 1, 2016 12:01 am ET
by vhs
i get bored of this
and wish i could forget it
eventually i will

what about you, why
have you posted here all these
years, no one listening

just a lot of spam
no other voices to answer you
just a pic paste

by the way, bukowski,
read Factotum
Haiku # 53607 March 31, 2016 11:59 pm ET
by vhs
it wasn't easy
to lose someone pretty close
but you'd say it was

dumb to post it here
and it is natural for strangers
on chats to be just

cold looking for a
reaction i guess you
guys really don't value

life at all...seriously
Haiku # 53606 March 31, 2016 11:56 pm ET
by vhs
there...I've done it, now
i doubt it will do any
good at all but i

asked a christian site
to pray for this website, i guess
I was really upset
Haiku # 53605 March 31, 2016 11:51 pm ET
by vhs
i wonder what will
happen if i ask for prayer for
this place and ask for

things to be cast out?
there's a lot of hatred in me
too, this is not good
Haiku # 53604 March 31, 2016 11:47 pm ET
by vhs
i do not like to
answer you, i want to move on
but my anger to just

see provocations i
should just ignore, maybe i think
i will say something

and i will hear nothing
Haiku # 53603 March 31, 2016 11:40 pm ET
by vhs
Bukowski of course smiles
for writing was a sickness for
him, he could give two

shits about here, he was
just on his lonesome till some
guy noticed his life
Haiku # 53602 March 31, 2016 11:38 pm ET
by vhs
it feeds itself, like
the election cycle, the
drama of net jams

it's the same thing, a
performance of pestilence
and survival games
Haiku # 53601 March 31, 2016 11:34 pm ET
by vhs
you are no John Galt
and you are no Hank Rearden
it is the style...let's

face it, writers are
often assholes, self absorbed
they do us a favor

when they make the choice
Hunter or Hemmingway did
although their deaths were

tragedies, i don't think
ego trips on bboards are
worth regarding as

lives worthy of regard
Haiku # 53600 March 31, 2016 11:32 pm ET
by vhs
the nerds who make a
god damned talumudic discussion
about Batman and Superman

fighting in a movie
shit that might be cool but i
guarantee you will be there
Haiku # 53599 March 31, 2016 11:29 pm ET
by vhs
and the rules, the rules
the nerds and their little nerd
fest, their Ain't it cool

news, their I am
angry at the director that
i am 400 pounds

naked, eating cheetos
(ron white) and not quite haiku
still going. who's next
Haiku # 53598 March 31, 2016 11:27 pm ET
by vhs
i wonder if we
can write death poems fighting
with words of black soul

perhaps alister
crowley needs to be dug up and
the Great Whore needs

to ride you one more time
Haiku # 53597 March 31, 2016 11:26 pm ET
by vhs