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Family left shocked

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I'm seriously!

He who masturbates
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has life well in hand.

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Fill it full of broken glass.
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Get to know your sock
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Understand it's deepest wish
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Family meals hurt
When dad says you should have been
Just an old cum stain

I just got fired.
Being a Wal-Mart greeter
is too demanding.

Broken heart
Forever shattered
What to do

Grab watermelon
With her face drawn upon it
Plastic wrap my dick

Make mouth hole
Shove dick inside it
Blow my load

Gay bar pick-up line:
Whose dick do I have to suck
to suck a dick here?

--Bo Burnham

It's all fun and games
Until you get dick in mouth
Then it's a party

I asked a gay man,
"Which do you think is better,
coming out or in?"

It is only gay
If it doesnt feel awesome
But I can't be sure

Don't fucking do it!
Writing haiku means you're gay!
You'll be sucking dicks!

today i was bored
and got a real bad idea--
i should write haiku!

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Take a pack of laxatives
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Stop with the bleeding
Pretty please?

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Smoke a big fatty
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And you my strong Carpenter
We think with our butts

I am your Walrus
And you my strong Carpenter
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Said no one ever
Garfield life

Why am I here now
Lost with no map to find me
Peanut butter sucks

The tide rolls in fast
Carrying Cthulu's fart
A wave full of stank

A haiku a day
Keeps Nobunaga away
Or some such bullshit

How my anus bleeds
Why did I use a pinecone
Fuck flossing your butt

A scented chocolate
Made of grinded hearts and lungs
Its messy business