Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
Jared go to jail
Trading cookies for nookie
That is not right bro
Haiku # 52842 August 22, 2015 12:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It does not exist
Not even farts in the wind
No, not even this
Haiku # 52841 August 21, 2015 10:39 pm ET
by Garth Bigpucker
It does not matter.
In fact, nothing ever has.
No, not even that.
Haiku # 52840 August 21, 2015 2:15 pm ET
by DF
i do not blame you
i don't even blame the shark
those fish are flakey
Haiku # 52839 August 21, 2015 8:38 am ET
by ash
Starship Enterprise
Piloted by Polar Bears
Our future awaits
Haiku # 52838 August 20, 2015 9:20 pm ET
by Kitty Pause
write me a haiku?
i see now why you didn't
'cuz you suck at it
Haiku # 52837 August 20, 2015 6:17 pm ET
by pcharming of over here
Blame me if you please.
Your friend's bro's death is my fault.
Me and my foul bum.
Haiku # 52836 August 20, 2015 12:41 pm ET
by DF
You are ignorant.
I mean "man" in general.
"We" have over-fished.

Or....

Maybe sharks are mad
because I fart in the sea
when I go swimming.
Haiku # 52835 August 20, 2015 12:36 pm ET
by DF
you are ignorant
sharks don't eat abalone
he was a diver
Haiku # 52834 August 20, 2015 11:28 am ET
by ash
Janis is lazy.
She does not remove the spam.
I want a refund.
Haiku # 52833 August 20, 2015 10:13 am ET
by DF
It is only right.
We eat up all the sharks' food.
So the sharks eat us.
Haiku # 52832 August 20, 2015 10:11 am ET
by DF
eaten by a shark
happened to my friend's brother
it was great (the shark)
Haiku # 52831 August 20, 2015 9:18 am ET
by ash
Flying like a bird
Pooping anywhere one wants
Liberty defined
Haiku # 52830 August 20, 2015 12:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Eaten by a shark.
What an awesome way to die.
I could live with that.
Haiku # 52823 August 18, 2015 11:22 am ET
by DF
They who roost in chats
Creating exclusive little
Clubs of fetishes
Haiku # 52822 August 17, 2015 10:03 pm ET
by ronin
There once was a square.
All its angles were equal.
The same for its sides.

Then it went crazy.
It killed all the other squares.
And danced in their blood.
Haiku # 52821 August 17, 2015 4:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
eye repeat myself
ewe are reading my non cents
sorry, I waste thyme
Haiku # 52820 August 15, 2015 5:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you all are cowards
or maybe sleeping right now
we can still be friends
Haiku # 52819 August 15, 2015 5:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
eye found my posting
informative and useful
visit my web sight
Haiku # 52818 August 15, 2015 3:00 am ET
by Fran Drescher Ricola
howdy there sexy
can we play tic tac toe tags?
i get to go first
Haiku # 52817 August 15, 2015 2:48 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Stick hand in bear cave.
End up with hairy girlfriend.
You should not do that.
Haiku # 52815 August 13, 2015 7:48 pm ET
by DF
He's pounding his pund,
organizing his organ,
grinding the monkey.
Haiku # 52813 August 11, 2015 11:35 am ET
by DF
churning bad haiku
parkinsonian poet
punding syllables
Haiku # 52812 August 11, 2015 7:31 am ET
by ash
bees made of bonbons
tarantulas made of tarts
wasps made of wontons
Haiku # 52811 August 10, 2015 9:39 pm ET
by Mad Chef of Cafeteriastan
Non-GMO food.
BBQ potato chips.
Organic Cheetos.
Haiku # 52810 August 10, 2015 8:18 am ET
by DF -- The reincarnation of Ponce de Leon of The fountain of youth needs a plumber.
Stick hand in bear cave
End up with a bloody stump
You should not do that!
Haiku # 52809 August 10, 2015 1:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gather night crawlers.
Do not cultivate tape worms.
You deracinist!
Haiku # 52808 August 9, 2015 12:01 pm ET
by Go Fishing of Huck Finn's favorite spot.
without bad haiku
as if from fertile night-soil
deracinated
Haiku # 52807 August 8, 2015 7:25 am ET
by ash
no more letter i
we must eliminate it
also capital$
Haiku # 52806 August 8, 2015 3:33 am ET
by Hip Youngster of a a desired demographic
emotion discharge
will make you feel much better
do it here and now
Haiku # 52805 August 8, 2015 1:36 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
With each breath you take
you suck in one of my farts.
Ain't chemistry great?!

... Well, not a whole fart,
but thousands of molecules
that were in my farts.

Science is awesome!
I even get paid for this.
I'm a dirty whore.
Haiku # 52804 August 7, 2015 9:20 pm ET
by Homogeous mixture.
why do we play with
fire in some time periods
and get all peachy

gee whizzy, gluten
free in the next one? is it
irony is dull?
Haiku # 52803 August 7, 2015 3:06 pm ET
by ronin
words just spill out on
years of keeping them trapped in
bukokski's sickness
Haiku # 52802 August 7, 2015 2:48 pm ET
by ronin
we weave a web with
the words wandering where why
wonders, wasting time
Haiku # 52801 August 7, 2015 2:44 pm ET
by ronin
Mystery is solved.
So that's how I got pregnant...
by sniffing your farts.
Haiku # 52800 August 7, 2015 1:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm afraid my work
Will be rehashes of some
Book I'm reading...word
Haiku # 52799 August 7, 2015 12:18 pm ET
by ronin
I wish I could write as
Well as you all, but my star
Fell to Earth, wasted.
Haiku # 52798 August 7, 2015 12:01 pm ET
by ronin
Fart Haiku #1538
My farts rape your nose.
Penetrate and violate.
Perhaps impregnate.
Haiku # 52797 August 7, 2015 10:59 am ET
by The other half composted IN the toilet!
Here is a theory:
More than half of these haiku
composed on toilet
Haiku # 52796 August 7, 2015 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pick them by their hair.
Or pick them by skin color.
Or pick them by how beautiful and/or large their genitalia are, in fact that should be a requirement, and we need a constitutional amendment saying that all public officials must have starred in at least 3 popular porn movies before being allowed to take office.
Haiku # 52795 August 6, 2015 10:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
These are modern times!
Pick your leaders by hair style.
Make sure your vote counts

Haiku # 52794 August 5, 2015 9:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What is there to say?
You need meaning in your life?
Then get off the net!
Haiku # 52793 August 5, 2015 9:53 am ET
by DF's cat Scratchy of Peeing on your patio furniture.
Kill kill kill kill kill
Everybody kill kill
Then cha-cha and nap
Haiku # 52792 August 3, 2015 6:41 pm ET
by Manson-Lopez of My head
Empty testicles.
Small erection rejected.
Try to snip it off.
Haiku # 52791 August 3, 2015 5:34 pm ET
by Kaitlyn Jenner
Empty beer bottles
Application rejected
Try to sleep it off
Haiku # 52790 August 3, 2015 2:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
This computer sucks.
Toshiba is boa shit.
Anagrams are truth.
Haiku # 52789 August 1, 2015 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ba-Jay-Jay Biters.
Think stink pink rinky-dink kink.
Ham and cheese bagel.
Haiku # 52788 July 31, 2015 2:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you spam me long time
janis blow you from the site
like a ping pong ball
Haiku # 52787 July 31, 2015 8:23 am ET
by ash
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