Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 334 Days and 78465 Haiku later...
Softly come and go
Leaving nothing but your name
And something to read
Haiku # 47586 ↗ April 12, 2011 9:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
mountaintops relax
hastily, foggy orphans
waddle, sore casks pop
Haiku # 47585 ↗ April 11, 2011 9:17 pm ET
by Bluto
excretion seeks, sleek
ferocious burden boasting
ringing parasites
Haiku # 47584 ↗ April 11, 2011 9:16 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
diamondcutters glide
richly limply, parasites
wandering ravens
Haiku # 47583 ↗ April 11, 2011 9:15 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
coyly, viper laughs
conspirator ignites, queen
bemoaning eggshell
Haiku # 47582 ↗ April 11, 2011 9:13 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
afterlife quibbles
virginal mellow glum crag
conspires, giddy broad
Haiku # 47581 ↗ April 11, 2011 9:13 pm ET
by Ash press
cask roams redly, fiend
moaning, blindly, sorcerers
reverberate, blue
Haiku # 47580 ↗ April 11, 2011 9:11 pm ET
by whackness
humble hermit sinks
fearfully, numbly, sun gropes
barbaric willows
Haiku # 47579 ↗ April 11, 2011 9:10 pm ET
by w00t!
Did I miss something?
Feel an event passed me by
Need to use fast film
Haiku # 47578 ↗ April 11, 2011 4:36 pm ET
by William
grouchy forgotten
weak rhinoceri blush, frail
drab misshapen bat
Haiku # 47577 ↗ April 10, 2011 8:16 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
bragging lamely, priests
vanish vanish
mustangs flying black
Haiku # 47576 ↗ April 10, 2011 8:15 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
oafs luxuriate
shuddering wishing, ringing
chambermaid raining
Haiku # 47575 ↗ April 10, 2011 8:14 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
infernos explode
merrily, lewdly, flailing
glittering drops yearn
Haiku # 47574 ↗ April 10, 2011 8:13 pm ET
by 99.148.156.23
oaks fight, spiders flow
frigidly, fluttering stream
blurs, deception grieves
Haiku # 47573 ↗ April 10, 2011 7:12 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
empty demoness
mystifies, finger gusting
exalting fish wait
Haiku # 47572 ↗ April 10, 2011 7:10 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
watermelons smash
helplessly, image praying
excreting, madly
Haiku # 47571 ↗ April 10, 2011 7:08 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
neatly dismal lame
alligators pleading gold
heart bragging acorns
Haiku # 47570 ↗ April 10, 2011 7:07 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
hugely snapping goat
rasping ancient shadows dream
screaming orphans hide
Haiku # 47569 ↗ April 10, 2011 7:06 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
Springtime upon us
Lovely flowers blooming in
The pretty sunday.
Haiku # 47568 ↗ April 10, 2011 7:04 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
My precious sunshine.
Oh how I long for your voice
over the rainbow
Haiku # 47567 ↗ April 10, 2011 9:25 am ET
by yaymeeee
Droplets of water
Condensing perspiration
Running down her back
Haiku # 47566 ↗ April 10, 2011 7:31 am ET
by William
Droplets of water
Condensing perspiration Running down her back
.
Haiku # 47565 ↗ April 10, 2011 7:30 am ET
by William
gratefully depraved
hazy fools waddle, giddy
startled humid chasm
Haiku # 47564 ↗ April 9, 2011 8:44 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
elm drips, chambermaid
braying glumly, reflection
awaits, deep apples
Haiku # 47563 ↗ April 9, 2011 8:40 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
butterfly in flight
colorful roses in bloom
oranges and lemons
Haiku # 47562 ↗ April 9, 2011 5:28 pm ET
by m
raked out gray pebbles
rocks placed on islands of moss
misty sea of thought
Haiku # 47561 ↗ April 9, 2011 5:19 pm ET
by m
your smile like floodlight
too soon to say \'i love you\'?
it is. i won\'t say.
Haiku # 47560 ↗ April 9, 2011 10:52 am ET
by vince
Form and symmetry
Beauty within a petal
Nature\'s perfection
Haiku # 47559 ↗ April 9, 2011 4:39 am ET
by it not liking perfection
Form and symmetry
Beauty within a petal
Nature
Haiku # 47558 ↗ April 9, 2011 4:36 am ET
by try again
Form and symmetry
Beauty within a petal
Nature
Haiku # 47557 ↗ April 9, 2011 4:35 am ET
by William
once upon a time
stupidly, fortunately
our souls fused as one
Haiku # 47556 ↗ April 9, 2011 2:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the wandering eye goes
wherever the moon runs to and
nevers falls from Earth
Haiku # 47555 ↗ April 9, 2011 2:04 am ET
by sonny badwind of Earth
bashomatique claims
the preceding gem of joy
he forgot to sign
Haiku # 47554 ↗ April 8, 2011 11:00 pm ET
by bashomatique
fierce craving for love
materialistic? nay
spiritualistic!
Haiku # 47553 ↗ April 8, 2011 10:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
rice crinkles with milk
the way to wholeness and health
so hi so hi so
Haiku # 47552 ↗ April 8, 2011 10:51 pm ET
by bashomatique
leviathan rise
monstrous savage of the sea
old one cthulhu
Haiku # 47551 ↗ April 8, 2011 9:44 pm ET
by m
on a sandy beach
amidst many grains of sand
single pebble lies
Haiku # 47550 ↗ April 8, 2011 9:31 pm ET
by m
a hungarian
piano key rhapsody
you tube afternoon
Haiku # 47549 ↗ April 8, 2011 5:50 pm ET
by m
happy like a frog
sitting on a lily pad
soaking up the sun
Haiku # 47548 ↗ April 8, 2011 5:37 pm ET
by m
many homeless people
overfilled hospitals
after the earthquake
Haiku # 47547 ↗ April 8, 2011 2:47 am ET
by cherry blossoms of Liechtenstein
grow like a bonsai
withthe help of the whole world
to blossom some time again
Haiku # 47546 ↗ April 8, 2011 2:46 am ET
by cherry blossoms of Liechtenstein
no luck for two weeks
read the news and see the shards
from nature\'s hand
Haiku # 47545 ↗ April 8, 2011 2:45 am ET
by cherry blossoms of Liechtenstein
Island of freedom
Happiness all over, there
Just as in heaven
Haiku # 47544 ↗ April 8, 2011 2:44 am ET
by Across of Liechtenstein
Yes! Again again!
Please more trolling pretty please
Happiness is now.
Haiku # 47543 ↗ April 7, 2011 1:38 pm ET
by gak of 74-82-68-160.rdns.blackberry.net
Oh this one is rich
It's sent from a blackberry
Fucking traceable!
Haiku # 47542 ↗ April 7, 2011 1:35 pm ET
by gad of 74-82-68-160.rdns.blackberry.net
I
Haiku # 47541 ↗ April 7, 2011 3:06 am ET
by Seamstress of Song of Knitting Sirens
I
Haiku # 47540 ↗ April 7, 2011 3:06 am ET
by Seamstress of Song of Knitting Sirens
Unsheathe my heart.
Bare witness the truth now,
My soul is pierced.
Haiku # 47539 ↗ April 7, 2011 3:02 am ET
by Seamstress of Song of Knitting Sirens
Weight of agony,
Take this love away,
Bittersweet madness. . .
Haiku # 47538 ↗ April 7, 2011 3:01 am ET
by Seamstress of Song of Knitting Sirens
Little fly on wall,
Watch my swatter hit you,
Now you are no more.
Haiku # 47537 ↗ April 7, 2011 3:00 am ET
by Seamstress of Song of Knitting Sirens