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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 90 Days and 78079 Haiku later...
Matching heads
on orange legs
snow tan
Haiku # 40399 March 13, 2008 3:22 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
rusty beer can,
bobbling along the rocks,
the train disappears
Haiku # 40398 March 13, 2008 12:12 pm ET
by elio
an army of heads
in green fluorescent light
staring down on me
Haiku # 40397 March 13, 2008 11:24 am ET
by elio
derilict empty house,
with eyes of steel girders
-an mouth a door no more
Haiku # 40396 March 13, 2008 10:27 am ET
by elio of birkenhead
hello my dear fellow
your dawn for me's my night
and dark my morning light
Haiku # 40395 March 13, 2008 9:36 am ET
by elio of london
derelict empty house
with eyes of steel girders
- an mouth no more a door
Haiku # 40394 March 13, 2008 9:32 am ET
by elio of birkenhead
harvey keitel sins
forgiving, desecrated nun
christian imagery
Haiku # 40393 March 13, 2008 9:32 am ET
by Mr. Fish
wandering the park,
on a sleepless night
the moon my only guide
Haiku # 40392 March 13, 2008 9:20 am ET
by elio
a bathing tub
holds tinted glass
still in water
Haiku # 40391 March 13, 2008 9:07 am ET
by elio
bath water
window
reflects
Haiku # 40390 March 13, 2008 9:02 am ET
by elio
rain on empty tracks
rusty beer can
bobbling along the rocks
Haiku # 40389 March 13, 2008 8:29 am ET
by elio
quiet river
midnight shiver
me ashore
Haiku # 40388 March 13, 2008 8:25 am ET
by elio
quiet river
cat in a bag
bubbles escape
Haiku # 40387 March 13, 2008 8:16 am ET
by elio
HARDCORE
heavy heads
staring down the night
Haiku # 40386 March 13, 2008 8:14 am ET
by elio
clear bath
reflects
the window
Haiku # 40385 March 13, 2008 7:47 am ET
by elio of london
the window
in the bath,
reflects above
Haiku # 40384 March 13, 2008 7:44 am ET
by elio of london
the window
bath
and window
Haiku # 40383 March 13, 2008 7:40 am ET
by elio of london
sorrows child,
dancing rag
on shattered glass,

howlin wind,
abandoned car,
petrol smash
Haiku # 40382 March 13, 2008 7:30 am ET
by elio of london
hidden beauty,
peaking over
reception desk,
Haiku # 40381 March 13, 2008 7:28 am ET
by elio of London
u lia, u lia
good bye,
you led me on
Haiku # 40380 March 13, 2008 7:23 am ET
by elio
network down ghosttown
Alas I can still get work done
last one out kill lights
Haiku # 40379 March 12, 2008 3:04 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
sorrows wind,
dancing rag,
on shattered glass

howlin child,
abandoned car
petrol smash








Haiku # 40378 March 12, 2008 12:57 pm ET
by elio of London
hollow house,
boarded window,
dancing curtain
Haiku # 40377 March 12, 2008 12:36 pm ET
by elio of London
quiet river,
cat in a bag,
escaping bubbles
Haiku # 40376 March 12, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by elio of London
telescopic light,
under passage
silhouette
Haiku # 40375 March 12, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by ELIO of London
quiet river,
bubbles escape,
cat in a bag,
Haiku # 40374 March 12, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by elio of London
Love is a gamble
A pain, uncertainty
A mood not conveyed

A word out of place
Just a look not understood
Doubt of intention

You have to give love
Heart pounding emotions
Without fear of hurt

To never have loved
Is to never have lived life
You always get hurt

Haiku # 40373 March 12, 2008 5:31 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Anger consumes me
Eats my soul like a cancer
Self inflicted hell
Haiku # 40372 March 11, 2008 5:34 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
why such followthrugh
ruinous expectation
with promise now kept
Haiku # 40371 March 11, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
drugs in the water
anti d's, sex hormones, more
but, is that soooo bad?
Haiku # 40370 March 11, 2008 12:54 am ET
by nice cocktail
Oh Oishii Ramen
Oh Oishii Oishii Ramen
Ramen Ra Ra Ra
Haiku # 40369 March 10, 2008 5:59 pm ET
by Ryo Brewer Street
all i think about
are fish babies and
cuddles til the end.
Haiku # 40368 March 10, 2008 12:50 pm ET
by shelley of uk
melting snow today
educating young yeda
sorry, late haiku
Haiku # 40366 March 10, 2008 12:33 pm ET
by Mr. Fish
I came I read it
It still has not improved much
So I go away
Haiku # 40365 March 10, 2008 7:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Not following form
Will result in deletion
The nonsensical
Haiku # 40360 March 9, 2008 12:47 pm ET
by Janis
reserve your free verse
for those with poetry stamps
and grand appetites
Haiku # 40359 March 9, 2008 1:28 am ET
by Lush
May wish 2 study
rhyme, meter and scansion
wait, haiku has none
Haiku # 40358 March 9, 2008 1:26 am ET
by Lush
Must've slipped a disc
As you've jockeyed no steed, heed
An empty vessel
Haiku # 40357 March 9, 2008 1:24 am ET
by Lush
Poetless Chalice
Some Jack Tripper allusions
Are you even black?
Haiku # 40356 March 9, 2008 1:22 am ET
by Lush
paucity of though
some random crap graffiti
very little else
Haiku # 40355 March 9, 2008 12:14 am ET
by ash
When it snows in the sea.
Do the dolphins get to wear
dope looking hats? Is they
watah-proofded? Fungus
resin meatball juice. Sam
stole my shorts to make
soup. Where is the bongo
music coming from? Is it
in my right ear or do lions
roar on corkboard skewers?
Haiku # 40354 March 8, 2008 10:36 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
All this talk as the chicken
say "bawk" on the clock.
Hey Reebis, where do the
snakes wail when the
shit-o claps? I go to
extremes for human-non
beings. In trouble with
the law for eating out of
a garbage warlock. Nixon
was a curse.
Haiku # 40352 March 8, 2008 10:27 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
I had a great dream
about having a nightmare
but I forget it
Haiku # 40351 March 8, 2008 7:22 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Miracles of snow
pas un pays, c'est l'hiver
Very long driveway
Haiku # 40350 March 8, 2008 7:12 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Right up to my neck
Yarp that's how high it all is
Piles in the driveway
Haiku # 40349 March 7, 2008 9:46 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Oh my snow blower
Bringing such joy to my life
Quite a harsh winter
Haiku # 40348 March 7, 2008 9:45 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Candle, candle on the
cheese face frog ass. Where
is windy the poo and his
band of idjit milkmen from
Hollis, Queens? Clam sauce
and puddin' juice. Rover
the Mad race-beetle
garnished my wages.
Haiku # 40347 March 6, 2008 10:02 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
Grandma Jibba Jabba.
Clowns bleeding techni
cells from outboard motor
pop-pickles. Clayball was
an immigrant. Trash bags
and nylon mesh wings
on plastic butterfly
milknuts.
Haiku # 40346 March 6, 2008 9:58 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
Tuna fish. Where is she?
Robbery and street crimes
glowing like meat and
madness while a
bowl of powerful ninja's
spike my drink on
Wednesday. Powerful
enema, enemy, Benjamin,
Skullfuckery sticks.
Haiku # 40345 March 6, 2008 9:54 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
Bull-shit....muthafucka.
People and dogs. Bring me
down/rhymes with clown.
Where is boney maroney?
Who dat what give me
grief and nonsense? Call
the pimp squad out of
extinction. Ex Stink Shun.
Shamus was a wallabee.
Haiku # 40344 March 6, 2008 9:49 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice