Paul Smenis gross Jew
Jobless, parents are landlords
Mailman knocking, BOO!
by SA of employed
Temple curtain ripped.
Many dead rose from their tombs.
Darkness filled the sky...
by Richard Hitchens of Christopher Dawkins
"Who shall I release?"
Said Pilate to Jewish mob.
Jews yelled: "Barabbas !"
by Some Old Movie of Holywood
Bitch, please--ain't like that...
I told my ex to his face;
Who he think he is?
by Saint Brigita of Sweden
Let us remember
The sufferings of Our Lord
On this hallowed day.
by Some Foul-mouthed Low-info Ghetto Bitch of Staff Breakroom
I thought you farted...
I looked back at your haiku --
The smell was from there.
by Mr. Methane of Far Tingdale, UK
It is " Good Friday".
Toxic positivity!
It's ALL good, right Lord?
by Pontius Pilate of Jewish Mob
oh fuck I'm cumming
Don't stop stroking my weenie
Shoot my messy load
by SA of A warm cunt
I thought i farted
I looked back at my trousers
It wasn't just smelly air
by darkmatternebula of Bosnia
liberation day
a day for breaking the bonds
then free to backflip
by ash of some (er) salt in your fiscal wounds
I run out of spring
And go right into summer.
Our Northern seasons...
by Noticer of Seasonings
the dead cat bounces
and having run out of spring
lands even flatter
by ash of grab some pussy
that sounds fare enough
the money ferry may sale
but i'm not buying
by ash of eat my shorts
Speaking of tie-ups,
They want us all in bondage...
And market my words.
by Semantic Sales of Saleboat Doldrums
some timely bondage
ties the financial markets
a beautiful thing
by ash of what now, donald ?
Hope they start to jump
From their silly skyscrapers.
Good riddance, I say.
by Live 4 Money Die 4 Money of Funny
the end of the world
has already hit wall street
and it ain't stopping
by ash of art for art's sake
I will write haiku
Until the asteroid hits,
Right up to the end.
by Final Outpouring of Rotten Verses For Your Erudite Perusal
Here doggie doggie !
Sit down. Eat this rotten verse.
More where that came from...
by Hungry Canine of Eat Anything
I haikued myself
Right into my own poem.
That ought to show'em...
by Auto-insertion of Overexertion
Need to let you know:
John Ashbery's poems suck.
(Wallace Steven's too.)
by Haiku Vengeance Upon Writers of Dull Modernist Poetry
Whoa baybeh baybeh !
C'mon now honey yay-yeh !
Shake it whoo shake it !
by Boomer Haiku of Golden Lead
pouting president
spouting about precedent
beware, resident!
by ash of loco parentis
Haiku is like this:
A sudden unforeseen kiss
And it's hit or miss.
by Pucker Up and HAIKU
Don't stall the wordage.
Keep the bad haiku flowing
Like a river of
by Whatever You Like of Four Letters
Arrgh...old habits hard
To break...double post there
Bathroom stall wordage
by Mox
I take a break cause
Ya know distractions and the
Haiku ain't so bad
by Mox
I take a break cause
Ya know distractions and the
Haiku ain't so bad
by Mox
well, i fucked that up
"such badly applied fake tan"
would hold to account
by ash of i'm ash...amed
what's worse than fake news?
badly applied fake tan
and a comb-over
by ash of substance over style
liberation day
what things should we let be free ?
not speech, i predict
let's bullshit some more
'cos whatever the prez sez
shall be the new truth
how much does that cost?
don't ya worry about it
we'll all feel tariff
smile, fascist playthings
this is only transient
till it's permanent
by ash of 28th amendment pending
Mr. Prezident:
Got to axe you one question...
Yo, what do it does?
by Urban Journalist of Press Konference
It's all gone to shit.
It's truly all gone to hell...
but it CAN get worse.
by So Stay Positive of Toxic Positivity
president for life
or maybe just emperor
or perhaps a king
by ash of spoilt for choice
Yes, I'm a robot.
Can I move the slider now?
Where is the bathroom??
by Series of Identification Tasks
Blacks don't scare me none.
I go right on up to them,
Give them a big HUG!
by Uncle CLem of Crawdad Creek, Mississippi
Welcome to the cult.
TDS and DEI
Black people scare us
by FAGA rules
pale lakeside moonlight
old pine leans over water
and it's all Trump's fault
by Noticer of Global TDS Syndrome
sending a signal
them open whisper systems
have not evolved much
by ash of stupid is as stupid does
bring on the rapture
that should sort out who believes
from the pretenders
by ash of going up; first floor seraphim and cherubim
No vaccinations...
You get to meet God sooner
How can that be bad?
by I can't wait
the largest problem?
my portrait makes me look fat
plus i'm not orange
by ash of umber instruction from the vendor
prolonged missed use of
badhaiku, it's been a while.
Still the same politics
by Nico, apparently returns
They paid Moochelle O
To sit around and complain
That she still "oppressed"...
by Over 120K Monthly to Take Care of Her Royal Self
Some are resentful
And surly in tone of voice,
But I'm still polite.
by Dealing with the Entitled of Adversity through Diversity
Many are sullen
Even though they've been given
Free state benefits
by Piven Cloward of Bite that Feeding Hand !
hello dull spam bot
grown weary of your bullshit
can't wait till you die
by ash of the welcoming committee
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by Anthonydop of USA
things may be fucked up
but it could always be worse
and that's tomorrow
by ash of over by sooth
Mikimau, Feibú...
y la música dico;
Todo son tonto.
by Y lo fine de laj palabra también of Bocafloja, El tropico
