Bad Haiku
Haiku #73862
Haiku #73862
May a large poodle
rape your nostrils while you sleep
in drunken slumber.
What a way to go.
Suffocated by dog spooge.
And single malt scotch.
rape your nostrils while you sleep
in drunken slumber.
What a way to go.
Suffocated by dog spooge.
And single malt scotch.
73862
November 23, 2021 7:50 am ET
Just joking. Relax.
of Take a deep breath. And fart... oh, you strained too hard. Go change your pants.