Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72830
Murdered anyone?
Have you ever robbed a bank?
Made a prank phone call?
Haiku #72830
Posted: October 19, 2021 7:28 pm ET
Poet & location: My friends and I used to call people and play a recording of our farts and ask them to rate it on a scale of 1 to 10.