Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72822
You know me too well.
I don't really mind, of course.
Who do you work for?

Government agent?
Private investigator?
Pervert revenge squad?

Do your worst, my dear.
These days I just yearn for death.
Too long in this world.

Cyanide capsule for emergencies.

Can't wait to go back to Thailand. Good food and anything I would do seems half-way normal compared to the outright debauchery and decadence in that crazy place. And not locked in by ocean.
I would love to see the deep jungle. Wild tigers and giant snakes. I might make a good snack.
Haiku #72822
Posted: October 19, 2021 12:06 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Go Ahead and Jump! of JUMP!