Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72638
When I write of poo,
You multiply it by two.
That is all you do.

I write the word "shit"
So then you must double it.
... You should pop that zit.
Haiku #72638
Posted: October 15, 2021 12:28 pm ET
Poet & location: I suspect the Noticer to Darth poo writing ratio is greater than 1. of Go back a few thousand haiku and see. Maybe I am wrong.