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Jesus spoke pirate?
Ye not be jokin', are ye?
Well, he blood is wine.
Why can't Jesus drive?
High blood alcohol content.
But he sure could surf.
Haiku #
72603
Posted:
October 13, 2021 6:13 pm ET
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Avast, ye maties! Shiver me timbers! Fetch me some grog!
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Well, why not. Abraham Lincoln killed vampires.
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