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Haiku #72382
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That was me, my bad.
An early Taco Tuesday.
You understand, right?
It's in your front yard
'cause I left you a present.
It's the thought that counts.
Speaking of the count,
do vampires use tampons
to keep from leaking?
Haiku #
72382
Posted:
October 5, 2021 10:19 am ET
Poet & location:
It's October... time for monsters and creatures
of
the night. No, not freaking Batman. He doesn't count.
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