Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72382
That was me, my bad.
An early Taco Tuesday.
You understand, right?

It's in your front yard
'cause I left you a present.
It's the thought that counts.

Speaking of the count,
do vampires use tampons
to keep from leaking?
Haiku #72382
Posted: October 5, 2021 10:19 am ET
Poet & location: It's October... time for monsters and creatures of the night. No, not freaking Batman. He doesn't count.