Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72254
Why are they called dispensaries?
Why the hell not just "pot stores"?
You want liquor, liquor store.
You want a pet, pet store.
You want hardware, hardware store.
You want to get high, dispensary.
Fuck that! It's a pot store!
Haiku #72254
Posted: September 30, 2021 5:09 am ET
Poet & location: Fucking losers!