Sky skrapers are an abomination and should come down. I read it in the Koran and The Bible. Buddha doesn't really care, but what do you expect from that jelly belly. He and Santa Clause were riding Rascals in WalMart the other day, racing to get the last back of Cheetos. Santa Clause won. He always wins. It's really unfair to the rest of us. Do you like Dr. Pepper? Or Pepsi? Or Coke? Which one?! Tell me please. I won't rest until I know!