Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72228
One cup of Pop Rocks,
a beer bong, two liters Coke,
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A world record fart!
I guess it's sort of cheating,
but whatever works!

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Hershey's volcano!
Haiku #72228
Posted: September 28, 2021 4:48 pm ET
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