Yeah, I guess I could
trade magic beans for a cow.
There are few milk cows.

You can get real ice cream at some places, but it's like $10 a pint... still cheaper than it would be if I made my own, I think. Most of it's imported and this shitty government has a HUGE import tax... which keeps foreign competition away and therefore the companies here can make cheap garbage and have no competitors.

Also it's what the average person can afford, so there is that factor. Anywho... At least having less food keeps me less fat, yeah? Count those blessings.

Hot humid environment not the best for cattle. But it can be done. Keeping the milk fresh is a big issue also. I do love me some dairy. Yup.