Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72142
Humpin' a pumpkin
is only a sin if the
pumpkin is a dude.
Haiku #72142
Posted: September 23, 2021 8:09 am ET
Poet & location: Leviticus something something. of And the Lord sayeth thou may humpeth the fruits of the field, but not the gay fruits, for that is detestible.