Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #71854
Can you beat the RT-PCR covid test by giving yourself a good nasal rinse before hand? I'm thinking I'll use dish soap and bleach. Make sure it's negative.

Negativity.
Nowadays it's a good thing.
Fuck shit Goddamn cunt!

Never mind the test.
See how negative I am?!
Humans are all doomed!
Haiku #71854
Posted: September 5, 2021 4:04 pm ET
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