Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #71791
Hello, my name's Darth.
And I'm a vaccine addict.
It's been just two days.

Seriously though.
I wonder if anyone
is overdosing.

Freebase Sinovac.
Drinking Johnson & Johnson.
And snorting Pfizer.
Haiku #71791
Posted: September 2, 2021 2:45 am ET
Poet & location: Stranger things have never happened.