Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #71177
Birds stole my bagel.
A hag bumped my coffee down.
And so you should die.
Haiku #71177
Posted: August 11, 2021 5:14 pm ET
Poet & location: Have you ever lifted the lid to a public toilet tank and taken a dump inside it just for kicks? of I'm glad I'm not the only one. Great minds think alike, eh?