Following spam links
are rather enjoyable
and entertaining.

Entertain us with
entered anus videos
pics and scratch-n-sniff.

Smell-o-vision porn;
imagine the cash we'd make!
All the happy pervs!

Like this example:
My ex liked to "smell herself"
when masturbating.

What will we call it?
The new Sony FuntCart screen?
Pervodorater?