Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #70037
What can a man not do
with a head full of lead?
Chinese toy paint poison.

It hasn't stopped me yet.
Melt me down and sell me.
Absolutely wacky.
Haiku #70037
Posted: February 7, 2021 2:34 pm ET
Poet & location: Depleted uranium of uranium for yer anus