Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69892
A happy ending
is only thirteen dollars
plus two dollar tip.

One thousand dollars,
I'd call that a sad ending.
I'll run out the door.
Haiku #69892
Posted: January 28, 2021 10:10 pm ET
Poet & location: Catch me if you can! of Customer *service* complaint office.