Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69861
He was so repressed
he used a strap-on dildo
to bang his Fleshlight.
Haiku #69861
Posted: January 27, 2021 10:19 pm ET
Poet & location: And was still worried about HIV! of Mom's basement orgy pit for stuffed animals. *Stuffed*. Get it?