Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69520
Woke up feeling good.
I want some Goddamn sausage.
And that's all I need.

Oh, wait, I quit pork.
Never mind, hold that order.
One cinnamon roll.
Haiku #69520
Posted: January 9, 2021 8:02 pm ET
Poet & location: Sin-amen.