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Haiku #69250
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Jesus, you're stupid.
Keep the beast and sell the farts.
Jack and the Beanstalk.
Haiku #
69250
Posted:
December 27, 2020 8:37 am ET
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Magic beans make magic farts.
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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you feed to your pig beast, the richer you will be.
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