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Haiku #69076
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You peeked at your gift?
It should have been a surprise.
Jack in the box poo.
Haiku #
69076
Posted:
December 14, 2020 2:12 am ET
Poet & location:
Turn the handle, it plays music, then *SPROING!* you are literally shit-faced.
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Wait until you see what's in store for New Years!
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