Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69076
You peeked at your gift?
It should have been a surprise.
Jack in the box poo.
Haiku #69076
Posted: December 14, 2020 2:12 am ET
Poet & location: Turn the handle, it plays music, then *SPROING!* you are literally shit-faced. of Wait until you see what's in store for New Years!