Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69034
I thought about it.
Blueberries shot out my schlong.
Here, have a muffin.
Haiku #69034
Posted: December 10, 2020 12:34 am ET
Poet & location: Blueberry stud muffin. of Pig in a blueberry blanket. Ganja muffin. Puffin' on the muffin.