Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68739
A new drinking game.
When covid numbers go up
you must take a shot.

Check your country's stats
each and every minute.
Worldmeter dot com.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Oh shit. I have to have a shot now.

And if the active cases go down that means you have to rush into the bathroom and vomit.

Enjoy!
Haiku #68739
Posted: November 12, 2020 11:23 pm ET
Poet & location: Fraternity Paternity Testes Results of Boofing Clorox for Jesus (or Trump -- same same)