Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68286
What's a good costume
to scare rednecks and police?
Armed gay black pothead?

Black leather and lace.
Studded chaps, but cheeks exposed.
Full auto Uzi.

Wearing MAGA cap,
KKK robe and tattoos.
And a large strap-on.
Haiku #68286
Posted: October 10, 2020 6:53 am ET
Poet & location: I wish I was black of For so many reasons.