Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68061
Have you ever had
Mary's lamb at a "love fest"?
Well, let me tell you...

There's mutton like it!
My God, that was Whoreable.
Please pass the mint sauce.
Haiku #68061
Posted: September 15, 2020 9:05 pm ET
Poet & location: How many of you have had Covid-19 yet? of I didn't think so.