Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67932
She told me to put mozzarella on my phone and I did, only later to find out she meant Mozilla, but her Mozilla Firefox corrected it and so now I have a phone sandwich and it seems to work better this way.
Haiku #67932
Posted: August 31, 2020 7:04 am ET
Poet & location: Irony because took too many multivitamins... too much iron. Irony. of Budda-boom budda-bing Buddha sing