Bad Haiku
Haiku #67833
home
|
about haiku
|
submit haiku
|
search haiku
If you are my wife,
then show me your oral skills.
I don't mean speaking.
I'm no easy buy.
If you want me, prove your worth.
You are not worth it.
Haiku #
67833
Posted:
August 15, 2020 9:56 am ET
Poet & location:
Or if you can beat me in a fart contest.
of
That would be impressive.
↩︎ View in context