Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67833
If you are my wife,
then show me your oral skills.
I don't mean speaking.

I'm no easy buy.
If you want me, prove your worth.
You are not worth it.
Haiku #67833
Posted: August 15, 2020 9:56 am ET
Poet & location: Or if you can beat me in a fart contest. of That would be impressive.