Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #65441
You are so, so wrong.
Your penis smells like yak poo.
It's Yak Shaving Day!

Ren and Stimpy rule.
Disgusting animation.
Absolute finest.
Haiku #65441
Posted: July 28, 2019 4:12 am ET
Poet & location: Nose Goblin close-ups.